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SAHP'd adj. Of a drinker who has appointed themselves parent to the whole pub and is monitoring everyone's bedtime. Kingsolomon was SAHP'd, separating quarrelling strangers with the authority of a school gate. SAIDS'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish acquired household habits from the ordinary arrangements of the kitchen. Suhail was SAIDS'd and put the water glass in the cutlery drawer without hesitation. SAIL'd adj. Drunk to the extent of leaving an unmistakable impact feature in the landscape of the party. Ruaidhri became SAIL'd and Nwamaka found him embedded against the garden wall. SAK'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeatedly seeking the secure attention key instead of the glass of water. Payzleigh was SAK'd and pressed every kitchen switch in search of a system reset. SAL'd adj. You are drunk and operating under a structural adjustment loan from the nearest banister. Dalaysha got SAL'd and repaid the banister in small, uncertain movements. SALN'd (/ˈsal ʔend/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to declare the contents of your pockets, liabilities included, from the sofa. Loueva became SALN'd and reported two coins, one receipt and no capacity for stairs. SALS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning arrives sporadically, with no apparent motor function. Averyona emerged SALS'd and required several attempts to locate the kettle. SALT'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has found a loophole allowing the final round to escape the nominal limit. Cerrone was SALT'd at closing, discovering an ingenious exception that permitted drinks for the taxi journey. SAM'd adj. Drunk to the point where every airborne thought requires ground-based interception. Mckaden got SAM'd and treated each rising idea as an incoming aircraft. SAMA'd adj. Of a drinker who has become musically constricted, speaking in short breaths between careful sips of water. Sohan was SAMA'd, pausing between words as though the air itself required prescription. SAMI'd adj. Still drunk, and conducting a Saturday inspection of the bedroom while ignoring the state of the kitchen. Cleoria was SAMI'd, checking the sofa cushions as though a cadet had hidden beneath them. SAMPLE'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening's history is recalled in clinical sequence, except for the ending. Juanyae became SAMPLE'd and gave Babara a detailed account of every drink before supper. SANE'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring a professional assessment of whether the staircase is stationary. Inita became SANE'd and asked the nurse to examine the suspiciously moving banister. SANU'd adj. Too drunk to reach the sofa directly, proceeding instead by an extinct and uncertain form of locomotion. Eskild was SANU'd, crossing the kitchen by a slow gait not represented in living mammals. SAO'd adj. Describing a drinker who records the entire evening at once, with no opportunity for revision. Tyshe was SAO'd and remembered the party as one uninterrupted recording. SAP'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and expecting payment for the morning’s domestic absence. Desirree was SAP'd and submitted a careful claim for the hours lost to yesterday’s celebration.