Saturdayed(/ˈsætədeɪd/)adj.Excessive alcohol-related occurrences affect your expressions.Saturdayingedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.At the pet store, Sadhbh debated buying a fish tank for their goldfish, feeling inexplicably Saturdayinged.Saturdaynessedadj.Experiencing distorted perception due to alcohol.As the night wore on, Sarin began reciting Shakespeare to a houseplant, dramatically Saturdaynessed.Saturn Ved(/ˈsæ.tɝn faɪvd/)adj.Rendered incapable of clear thought or action from alcohol.Saturn peachedadj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.Saturn returnedadj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.Saturned(/ˈsæt.ənd/)adj.Having one's abilities compromised by alcohol.Saturnianed(/sæ.tɜː(ɹ)n.jənd/)adj.Affected by alcohol causing impaired reasoning.Reylee tried to pay for a taxi ride with Monopoly money, amusingly Saturnianed.Saturnightedadj.Being unable to maintain focus because of alcohol.The party host gently guided Savreet to a couch, recognizing they were quite Saturnighted.Saturnistedadj.Rendered incapable of performing an action with precision due to alcohol.Satyagrahaedadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.Shetal passionately defended their choice of wearing a traffic cone as a hat, proclaiming it to be the height of fashion in their boldly Satyagrahaed state.Sauce Robertedadj.Exhibiting erratic or irrational behavior due to alcohol.Amongst a crowd of strangers, Shonna shouted declarations of love to a passing pigeon, thoroughly Sauce Roberted.Saudi Arabianedadj.Incapable of clear thought or action due to alcohol consumption.Saudi champagnedadj.Losing control due to alcohol.Shawntelle debated the philosophical implications of wearing socks with sandals, intellectually Saudi champagned.Saudied(/ˈsaʊdid/)adj.Having dulled senses due to drinking.Saudinessedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.Joleen decided to have a deep heart-to-heart with a garden gnome, revealing their sentimental side while being thoroughly Saudinessed.