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SAPP'd adj. Softened by drink into a leavening agent, rising nobly in conversation before collapsing into cake. Chritian became SAPP'd and gave the sponge cake an impromptu technical briefing. SAPS'd adj. Drunk and supplying one’s own power, although the supply is intermittent and chiefly directed towards crisps. Daryla was SAPS'd, independently powered and unable to locate the light switch. SAPVS'd adj. Drunk beyond dependence on the mains, supplying one's own power while the rest of the party goes dark. Ottillie was SAPVS'd and continued hosting after midnight without assistance from the exhausted household. SAR'd adj. Drunk past the point of being locatable without a coordinated search involving the bar staff. Emreen became SAR'd after leaving for the lavatory and vanishing behind the function room. SARM goblinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to raid the kitchen with youthful confidence and no useful plan. Kiyan was SARM goblinned, searching the cupboards for a supplement that was plainly not there. SARM'd (/sɑːmd/) adj. Of a drinker: selectively responsive, particularly to offers of another round and directions towards the exit. Iley was SARM'd, responding immediately to the word ‘round’ and not at all to ‘home’. SARMO'd adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every harmless object as requiring an immediate tactical response. Shahed became SARMO'd and coordinated a response to the pub’s unattended mop. SARS masked adj. Emboldened by drink to cover the face and address the whole bar anonymously. Jamane got SARS masked and ordered crisps for everyone without removing the covering. SARS'd adj. The state of being drunk and feverishly convinced that a cough has acquired international significance. Genell was SARS'd and reported a minor cough as an event of global importance. SARS-CoV'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and explaining the evening's spread to everyone still within earshot. Khristopher was SARS-CoV'd, tracing the party's progress on a paper napkin for strangers. SAS'd adj. You have drunk enough to augment your stability system by gripping the nearest stranger. Olesia got SAS'd and improved her balance by holding a man waiting for the cloakroom. SASAE'd adj. Having drunk more than a properly prepared correspondent, and repeatedly requesting an envelope for messages to yourself. Orvilla got SASAE'd and addressed a note to herself before the landlord intervened. SASE'd adj. Slowed by drink to require your own address and postage before replying to anyone. Venicio was SASE'd and asked the landlord to provide an envelope for his answer. SASER'd adj. Slowed by drink to emit one concentrated, unwavering beam of sound across the snug. Jeyden went SASER'd and held one note at the dartboard for nearly a minute. SASP'd adj. Of a drinker who has begun broadcasting private complaints to every nearby organ. Quintia got SASP'd and announced the condition of her knees to the entire landing. SAT worded (/ˌɛsˌeɪ̯ˈti ˌwɝdd/) adj. Drunk and deploying difficult words where ordinary pub language would have done. Arlington got SAT worded and called the crisps an inessential comestible.