sabellaed
saberaged

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sabellaed adj. Drunk past the point of waiting politely inside a self-built tube beside the sofa. Lachaun spent the evening sabellaed, nesting beneath the blanket with only his feet visible. sabellarianed adj. Drunk beyond arranging the cushions into a private reef and settling there for the night.
sabellariided adj. Drunk in a way that turns the sofa into a tube and the sitting room into a colony. sabellided adj. Drunk, with the result that the glass of water acquires a protective tube of cushions. sabelliited adj. Drunk to a degree that gives the kitchen a green mineral glow and the water an air of importance. sabellimorphed adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a soft domestic tube and declining to emerge from it. Huxlie was sabellimorphed beneath the duvet, with a straw extending towards the bedside table. sabeluzoled adj. Drunk on the strength of a household remedy, and relying on the sofa to preserve higher thought. saber legged adj. Drunk since last orders, and using the sofa’s curved legs as a route map to the kitchen. saber rattlinged adj. Reduced by drink to issuing flamboyant threats against domestic objects, chiefly the innocent biscuit tin. saber sawed adj. The condition of a drinker who proceeds in short, electrically motivated jerks, usually towards a cupboard. Tieisha got saber sawed and crossed the kitchen in a sequence of abrupt, unnecessary movements. saber shinned adj. Too drunk to cross the kitchen without presenting the furniture with a sharply bowed approach. saber-rattlinged adj. Softened by drink into a display of military grandeur which concludes with a request for the television remote. saber-toothed catted adj. Slowed by drink to a prehistoric crawl, with the final objective being the nearest armchair. Derrance became saber-toothed catted and crossed the room at a pace suited to extinct mammals. saber-toothed salmonned adj. Sufficiently drunk to remember an extinct fish while searching the fridge for something restorative. saber-toothed tigered adj. Drunk to the point where extinct grandeur is assumed, but the principal achievement is locating the sofa. Tekira got saber-toothed tigered and stalked the sitting room before settling beside the radiator.
saberaged adj. Of a drinker who has attempted a ceremonial opening with the nearest blunt object and achieved a modestly sparkling mess. Sherlyn became saberaged and opened the bottle with a table knife, producing more foam than champagne.