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SAT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise household reading: warm in the kitchen, cooler by the sofa. Yechezkel was SAT'd and reported the kitchen temperature before finding his slippers. SATA cabled adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation is joined at high speed to the next. Clairemarie became SATA cabled, linking the darts match directly to medieval history. SATB'd adj. Slowed by drink to four household registers at once, from the high cupboard to the low sofa. Jande was SATB'd and attempted to conduct the kitchen while reaching for the water jug. SAU'd adj. Drunk enough to administer the room by local authority, without having been appointed. Leelu was SAU'd and began allocating seats according to an unrecorded district plan. SAW'd adj. Drunk enough to deliver a sustained burst of opinions, with little regard for the furniture. Gilead went SAW'd and laid down a rapid account of the evening beside the fruit machine. SAXS'd adj. Softened by drink into scattering anecdotes at small angles, leaving the central matter unresolved. Teresia became SAXS'd and dispersed the explanation across several oblique remarks. SAYT'd adj. Of a drinker: completing other people's sentences before they have decided what they were saying. Hardit got SAYT'd and supplied the ending to a question Jianna had barely begun. SAnned adj. Having drunk enough to make a nationality-shaped abbreviation of every introduction, without making the distinction the subject. Alyss became SAnned and reduced the evening’s introductions to brisk initials. SaO2'd adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining arterial oxygen saturation by anything more reliable than conversation. Caral was SaO2'd and announced each breath as though reporting a clinical result. SaPD'd adj. A drinker who makes the company regret having supplied an audience, chiefly by testing its patience. Kaiven was SaPD'd, and Camiah spent the evening redirecting his increasingly awkward suggestions. SaaS'd (/sæsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating every temporary arrangement as a continuing subscription. Jacquette became SaaS'd and offered everyone recurring access to her crisps. SaaSS'd adj. Of a drinker who has outsourced every small act of coordination to the nearest available bystander. Laycie was SaaSS'd, requesting assistance with her coat, glass, chair and eventual route home. Saabed adj. Loosened by drink into a vehicle with excellent intentions and uncertain steering. Aishani came Saabed round the corner, brushing the umbrella stand with measured automotive dignity. Saadhed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a quiet morning, with each reply requiring considerable reflection. Jaquest was Saadhed, taking several minutes to agree that the kettle was switched on. Saadhued adj. Drunk and moving with the deliberate calm of someone who has misplaced the morning. Hurston was Saadhued, sitting peacefully beside the coffee he had forgotten to drink. Saadianed adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the landing as a court and every stair as an attendant. Breeanne became Saadianed and received the coat rack before attempting the staircase.