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saccharinizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and gradually breaking every complicated sentence down into simpler sugars. Shreena was saccharinizationed, reducing a detailed explanation to three repeated syllables. saccharinned (/ˈsækəɹɪnd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes sweetness seem crystalline, concentrated, and difficult to convey without spilling. Lucila was saccharinned, describing the pudding in crystalline detail while spilling sugar across the table. saccharited adj. Still drunk, and moving in fine granular stages, with no single motion large enough to reach the landing. saccharizationed adj. Too drunk to keep a complex thought intact; everything breaks down into simpler, sweeter fragments. saccharobiosed adj. Sufficiently drunk to function as two separate people, neither of whom can manage the stairs alone. Phenyx was saccharobiosed, negotiating each stair with a second self leaning the other way. saccharocolloided adj. Having drunk enough to spread through the room with colloidal persistence, sweetly coating every conversation. saccharogened adj. Having drunk more than enough to generate sweetness wherever you go, particularly in apologies after collisions. saccharoided (/ˈsækəˌɹɔɪdd/) adj. You have drunk enough to resemble sugar without behaving sweetly, remaining insoluble in conversation and on stairs. Anquan was saccharoided, unsweet and immovable halfway up the staircase. saccharolactoned adj. You are drunk and bent into a closed loop, returning to the same step, sentence, and glass. saccharolipided adj. Of a drinker: carrying sweetness in a greasy layer, with every movement delayed and every word slightly coated. Colby was saccharolipided, sliding gently against the banister while speaking through a sugary film. saccharolysised adj. Of a drinker who has broken down the evening's sugars for energy and found only enough for the stairs. Hasin was saccharolysised, converting the last of the evening into one careful flight downstairs. saccharometabolismed adj. Describing a drinker who processes sweetness into motion badly, producing energy in brief and poorly aimed bursts. saccharometered adj. A drinker who treats the room as a hydrometer, rising and sinking according to the sweetness of each glass. saccharometried adj. A drinker so far gone that every staircase is measured in sugar, volume, and unsuccessful vertical estimates. saccharomycesed adj. The state of being drunk and multiplying merrily through the room, with each new version less coordinated than the last. Allyah was saccharomycesed, appearing at every table and remembering none of the journeys. saccharomyceted adj. The condition of a drinker who ferments quietly, then emerges unsteadily when called upon to speak.