sacktimed
sacramentaled

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sacktimed adj. Reduced by drink to an interval of sleep rather than a participant in the morning. sacktrucked adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow, two-wheeled route through the morning’s heavier obstacles. Josefina was sacktrucked, steering herself between the bins with surprising precision.
sackunged adj. Slowed by drink to mistake a deepening stumble for a geological event and proceed uphill regardless. Orren was sackunged by the staircase and continued uphill with geological confidence. saclofened adj. Drunk and confidently prescribing a muscle relaxant whose name has only just come to mind. sacoed adj. Drunk to the point where every large quantity is confidently measured as approximately one hundred and eleven litres. sacoglossanned adj. Drunk enough to attach yourself to one source and consume its essence without apparent movement. sacqued (/sækd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a soft container for opinions, receipts, and one unnecessary bread roll. sacral vertebraed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary flexibility, fused to the chair and certain the arrangement is permanent. sacralgiaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns a minor ache at the base of the back into the evening's governing principle. Iknoor grew sacralgiaed and blamed every household decision on a troublesome lower back. sacralisationed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary objects acquire a sacred status and must not be moved. sacralitied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the queue for the lavatory appear a matter of religious observance. sacralizationed (/seɪkɹəlʌɪˈzeɪʃ(ə)nd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of making sacred whatever object is currently required to support the argument. Otway became sacralizationed and consecrated the bar towel as evidence. sacralled (/ˈseɪkɹəld/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the lower back as a boundary worth respecting. Seqouia went sacralled and attempted to sit on the narrowest ledge in the house. sacrament of reconciliationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and seeking absolution from anyone who appears able to grant it. sacramental breaded adj. Drunk enough to treat an ordinary slice as authority for solemn declarations before breakfast. Rosheen became sacramental breaded and pronounced the toast binding upon everyone present.
sacramentaled adj. Drunk by the third round, and relying on ordinary objects to encourage devotion to the wrong decision.