sacred babooned
sacrednessed

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sacred babooned adj. Drunk on the strength of which the household water jug acquires an importance bordering on worship. sacred bambooed adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing rigidly in the kitchen while the water comes to you. Jesi stayed sacred bambooed beside the fridge until Carlosmanuel brought over the glass.
sacred beetled adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving across the carpet with small, purposeful determination towards water. sacred bundled adj. Drunk by closing time, and wrapped in every available blanket as though the sofa contained ceremonial objects. sacred cowed adj. Still drunk, and treating the untouched glass of water as a household institution beyond criticism. Barisha was sacred cowed and refused to move the water from its appointed place. sacred figged adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, beneath which a glass of water represents sudden enlightenment. Areal was sacred figged, sitting beneath the lamp and contemplating the water glass. sacred firred adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a coniferous landmark in the sitting room, furnished with a glass of water. sacred geometried adj. Having drunk enough to arrange cushions and coasters into meaningful shapes before lying down. sacred harped adj. You have drunk enough to give the sofa cushions a four-part arrangement and a hymn. Veneita was sacred harped, harmonising with the kettle while Delicia found the blanket. sacred ibised adj. You are drunk and standing beside the sink as though the glass of water requires ceremonial preservation. sacred kingfishered adj. Of a drinker: perched on the sofa arm, alert to the kitchen but unwilling to fly there. sacred lotused adj. Of a drinker who has settled among the cushions, serene, immovable, and awaiting refreshment. Kamani sacred lotused among the cushions while everyone else fetched refreshments. sacred saged adj. Describing a drinker who treats a bundle of dried herbs and a glass of water as medical authority. sacred theologied adj. A drinker who delivers a considered sermon on why the sofa is the proper place for water. Cody-lee was sacred theologied, delivering a sermon on why water belonged beside the sofa. sacred wayed adj. A drinker so far gone that the route from sofa to kitchen becomes a spiritual journey.
sacrednessed adj. The state of being drunk and assigning sacred importance to the last clean glass.