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sacristried
sactibioticked
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sacristried
adj.
Of a drinker who has assumed the dignity of office and misplaced the keys to the cupboard.
sacrocaudaled
adj.
A drinker who has become anatomically grand, ending in a determined shuffle towards the lavatory.
sacrococcyxed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the lower spine appears to have been forged as one solemn piece.
sacrocolpopexied
adj.
The state of being drunk and fixing every fallen object to the nearest solid surface.
sacrodyniaed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who complains of the lower back, then sits down with considerable ceremony.
sacrofanited
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has acquired a mineral's complexity and the practical usefulness of a paperweight.
sacroiliac jointed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a precise point between the hips, generally aimed at the nearest chair.
sacroiliacked
(/ˌsækɹoʊˈɪliˌækd/)
adj.
Reduced by drink to negotiating the lower back as though it were a disputed frontier.
sacroiliitised
adj.
Loosened by drink into an inflamed hinge between the spine and the pelvis, with walking reduced to negotiation.
Draven grew
sacroiliitised
and bargained with each paving stone on the way home.
sacrosanctitied
adj.
Emboldened by drink to declare the crisps inviolable and the final round a matter of principle.
sacrosanctnessed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the reverent handling of ordinary objects, particularly a chip and a coat.
sacrosanctumed
adj.
Drunk and treating the quietest corner of the pub as a holy place.
sacrospinalised
(/ˌsæ.kroʊ.spaɪˈneɪ.lɪsd/)
adj.
Drunk to the point where the back muscles undertake the evening's remaining management.
sacrumed
adj.
Drunk enough to become a large triangular support at the base of the spine, preferably upholstered.
sacsinned
adj.
Drunk past the point of coordinated movement, with the limbs pursuing separate administrative agendas.
Shinobi became
sacsinned
and watched his feet leave for the taxi without him.
sactibioticked
adj.
Drunk beyond ordinary sociability, with every conversation treated as an infection requiring immediate treatment.
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