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safeked adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every household doubt as a question requiring rabbinical consultation. safekeepered adj. Having drunk enough to await trial on the sofa, remanded there with a glass of water. safekeepinged adj. You have drunk enough to put the remote, spectacles and water within one cautious reach. safelighted adj. You are drunk and illuminating the kitchen with the solemn precision of a darkroom technician. Juliamae was safelighted, inspecting the fridge under the small green lamp. safelisted adj. Of a drinker: every household address is approved for unsolicited messages about snacks. safemakered adj. Of a drinker who has become a manufacturer of secure compartments for the television remote. Devlan was safemakered and built a fortress from cushions around the remote. safemakinged adj. Describing a drinker who manufactures unnecessary security around the last piece of cheese. safenered adj. A drinker who minimises injury to the household crop by applying water before attempting gardening. Norinne was safenered and watered the basil instead of pulling it up. safenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa itself supplies security, certainty and a mild sense of purpose. Arvia became safenessed on the sofa, discovering security, certainty and a modest administrative purpose. safer sexed adj. The state of being drunk and still putting a condom on the banana before bedtime. safer-sexed adj. The condition of a drinker who approaches the duvet with unnecessary but commendable precautions. saferoomed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that retreat behind a curtain constitutes a fortified response. safetied (/ˈseɪftid/) adj. Softened by drink into complete security, with the locked front door supplying all remaining certainty. safetinessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the sitting room safe by removing every sharp object and most furniture. Tamille was safetinessed and relocated the scissors to the top shelf. safety announcemented adj. Sharpened by drink into a household broadcast concerning kettles, stairs and the responsible use of blankets. safety arched adj. Loosened by drink into an arch over the kitchen doorway, relieving pressure while carrying water. Cornealius was safety arched beneath the doorway, supporting himself with a glass of water.