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sbitened adj. You are drunk and warming yourself with honey, spice and jam long after the pub has closed. Kaceyleigh woke sbitened, searching the cupboards for something hot, sweet and unnecessarily spiced. sborgited adj. Of a drinker: colourless, crystalline in manner, and dissolving slowly under the morning light. sborniked adj. Of a drinker who has assembled the evening into an anthology, with several manuscripts missing by morning. sbottom squarked adj. A drinker who has partnered a low point with persistent, hypothetical noises before breakfast. sbottomed adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the lowest component of the evening and is reluctant to rise. Elza was sbottomed, occupying the evening's lowest component and displaying no intention of rising. sbottomoniumed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning can detect only a hypothetical bound state beneath the blankets. sbrinzed adj. The state of being drunk and hard, salty, and difficult to grate into conversation the next morning.