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schoolies weeked adj. Drunk beyond the administrative reach of education, leisure having acquired a timetable of its own. schoolinged (/ˈskuːlɪŋd/) adj. Drunk in a way that converts every conversation into unsolicited instruction. Margrette became schoolinged and demonstrated the correct folding of a beer mat. schooliosised adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary bodily inclination is solemnly diagnosed as a spinal condition. schoolishnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that gives ordinary conduct the earnest stiffness of a school exercise. Zikeria became schoolishnessed and requested silence before opening a packet of crisps. schoolitised adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding any proposed morning obligation as an affront. schoolkeepered adj. Drunk on the strength of believing oneself responsible for the premises, the pupils, and their punctual departure. schoolkeepinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently operating a small educational establishment from the nearest available room. Halfred became schoolkeepinged and collected fees in silver from the kitchen table. schoolkided adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes convinced the day requires a schoolbag, a timetable and a note from home. Danity woke schoolkided, searching the bedside table for a pencil and a permission slip. schoollessnessed adj. Reduced by drink to a morning without lessons, bells or any reliable institution to report to. schoolma'amed adj. Softened by drink into an old-fashioned authority who cannot keep the morning assembly in order. schoolmaided adj. Sharpened by drink into a bright-eyed novice, still carrying yesterday's questions into the morning. schoolmanned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a medieval disputation, with each answer requiring a preface. Maurica woke schoolmanned, taking several minutes to distinguish the question from the answer. schoolmarmed (/ˈskulˌmɑɹmd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the morning as a classroom in need of strict correction. schoolmarmishnessed adj. Drunk past the point of allowing breakfast to proceed without corrections, reprimands and a register. schoolmastered adj. Drunk in a way that turns the morning into a lesson, delivered slowly and without invitation. Kevaris was schoolmastered by breakfast, teaching the toaster the dangers of overconfidence. schoolmasterhooded adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning assumes the solemn duration and responsibility of a headship. Tomecia awoke schoolmasterhooded, receiving the kettle's complaints as matters of institutional importance.