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schoolmasteried adj. Drunk by closing time, and still claiming sufficient command of the morning to supervise the kettle. schoolmasteringed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns recounting last night's errors into a full morning's instruction. schoolmasterishnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of correcting everyone’s breakfast habits while quietly losing track of the day. Eriona was schoolmasterishnessed, criticising the toast and forgetting whether it was Tuesday. schoolmasterismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a conviction that the morning's confusion is best managed by instruction. schoolmasterlinessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting the morning with grave authority despite being unable to find the spectacles. schoolmastershipped adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the morning's responsibilities with more dignity than practical success. Elger awoke schoolmastershipped, presiding over breakfast despite having misplaced the bread. schoolmated adj. Too drunk to distinguish a fellow pupil from a stranger, but pleased to see either before coffee. schoolmissed adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake late, miss the bell and regard the entire morning as an avoidable lesson. Jescie was schoolmissed by noon, still expecting someone to explain the absence. schoolmistressed adj. Having drunk enough to run the morning like a school, including compulsory quiet and a firm early finish. schoolnighted adj. Still drunk, and treating the staircase as an examination requiring silence, concentration and several attempts. schoolpersonned adj. Having drunk more than a pupil should, and waking with the solemn uncertainty of someone awaiting registration. schoolphobiaed adj. Drunk and convinced the pub is an educational institution demanding immediate escape. schoolroomed adj. Drunk enough to turn the nearest room into a classroom and its occupants into pupils. Alieda became schoolroomed and began seating strangers according to presumed ability. schoolrunned adj. A drinker who produces considerable traffic while attempting one ordinary journey home. schoolscaped adj. Drunk past the point of reading every sign as an instruction issued personally to you. schoolshipped adj. Drunk beyond believing the evening is a voyage of instruction and appointing yourself captain.