schoolteachered
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schoolteachered adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary conversation receives a lesson plan and a mark. Louna became schoolteachered and graded the bar staff on their pouring technique. schoolteachinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes unsolicited instruction seem the evening's obvious contribution. Drexal got schoolteachinged and demonstrated algebra on three coasters.
schooltided adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking closing time for a timetable and announcing the next period. schooltimed adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently treating the night as time spent in compulsory instruction. schoolweared adj. Drunk by the third round, and dressed for an institution that exists chiefly in your confidence. schoolwomanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and addressing the room with the calm authority of a woman in charge of pupils. Bernadette became schoolwomanned and separated two strangers over a disputed pool cue. schoolworked (/ˈskuːlˌwɜːkd/) adj. Still drunk, and convinced that every poor decision is coursework which can be submitted tomorrow. Imalay got schoolworked and wrote a justification for ordering chips on the receipt. schoolyarded adj. Too drunk to leave a disagreement at the door, and still choosing sides over nothing. schoolyeared adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide the evening into lessons, terms and a long holiday after last orders. Evaliz became schoolyeared and announced that the taxi was tomorrow's compulsory subject. schooner on the rocksed adj. Having drunk enough to order roast beef on potatoes and regard it as sound seamanship. schoonered (/skuːnə(ɹ)d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to steer by confidence alone, with every conversation taking a separate tack. schoonerited adj. Having drunk more than your mineral knowledge supports, and confidently identifying the room's constituent elements. schorled (/ʃɔː(ɹ)ld/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the darkest mineral in the cabinet for an excellent drinking companion. Torland became schorled and raised a toast to the black stone by the till. schorlited adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a black mineral for evidence that every decision is sound. Ollia got schorlited and cited the dark stone while ordering a fourth dessert. schorlomited adj. Describing a drinker who confidently classifies companions by minerals before making an unnecessary decision. Sayon became schorlomited and assigned Samarra the garnet role in the dispute.
schottenoled adj. A drinker who has mistaken a cactus sterol for a sound basis on which to continue. Jaleen became schottenoled and recommended cactus chemistry before ordering another round.
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