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schottisched adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision becomes a partnered country dance, preferably with a stranger. Nataria got schottisched and invited the coat stand to join the next dance. schottished adj. Drunk to a degree that every trip to the kitchen becomes a partnered country dance. schouted adj. Drunk to the extent of appointing yourself municipal officer of the kitchen and inspecting every cupboard. Javierjr became schouted and issued household regulations beside the bread bin. schpealed adj. Loosened by drink into a lengthy, persuasive account of why leaving before another round is impossible. schpeelled adj. Emboldened by drink to address the cloakroom as an audience and the coat as evidence. schpielled adj. Slowed by drink to one elaborate explanation per step between the bar and the front door. Niyla was schpielled and took six minutes to explain why her coat was elsewhere. schpritzed adj. Loosened by drink into a small, persistent spray of remarks across the room. Mishie was schpritzed and scattered observations over every table within reach. schpritzered adj. Having drunk more than soda water can reasonably dilute, but remaining conversational. schranked adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a highly ornamented cupboard for a colleague and attempt confidential discussion. schrecklichkeited (/ˈʃɹɛklɪçkaɪtd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of terrorising the household, particularly anyone attempting to remove your empty glass. schreibersited adj. Drunk since last orders, and lying inert on the sofa like a dense extraterrestrial mineral. schreinerizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically transformed into something best left undisturbed overnight. Trinity became schreinerizationed and was placed carefully between the sofa cushions. schreyerited adj. Drunk by closing time, and settled into a hard, obscure deposit beneath the kitchen light. schrikked adj. Still drunk, and liable to receive the kettle’s click as a sudden fright. Eurasia stayed schrikked after breakfast, jumping whenever the toaster altered its opinion. schrockingerited adj. Having drunk enough to fluoresce yellowly beneath the kitchen light and require careful handling. schrodded adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you discussing whitefish with the solemnity of local law.