schwa deletionedadj.Displaying decreased sensory responsiveness and impaired reflex actions due to alcohol.Arvon showed off their impressive interpretive dance skills to a confused pet goldfish, creatively schwa deletioned.schwa primumedadj.Displaying confused or irrational thought processes due to alcohol’s impact.Raelynne declared their undying love for a parked car, claiming it was their soulmate while undeniably schwa primumed.schwaed(/ʃwʌd/)adj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.The party host stared in disbelief as Sevasti stumbled in, looking absolutely schwaed.schwagerinidedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.schwagged(/ʃwæɡd/)adj.In a state of impaired consciousness from alcohol.Sydnii passionately debated the existence of time travel with a traffic cone, philosophically schwagged.schwannomaed(/ʃwɒˈnəʊməd/)adj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.Owen conducted a one-person orchestra using kitchen utensils, displaying their musical talent while being unmistakably schwannomaed.schwannomatosisedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.schwanpannedadj.Inability to make coherent speeches or judgments influenced by alcohol.Sanetra attempted to befriend a police horse, believing they had found a kindred spirit while being delightfully schwanpanned.schwarredadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.Giggling uncontrollably, Rian tried to explain to their cat why they were still feeling so schwarred.schwartzembergitedadj.Displaying unusual or inappropriate emotional expressiveness related to alcohol.schwarzbieredadj.Impaired by alcohol.schwarzitedadj.Made unsteady and confused by alcohol.Danieljames mistook a fire hydrant for a talking robot, enthusiastically schwarzited.schwarzlotedadj.Displaying uncharacteristic emotional volatility linked to alcohol use.Margaree proclaimed their undying love for a pizza, utterly schwarzloted.schwebeablautedadj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.schweinfurthinnedadj.Diminished in mental alertness and motor coordination through alcohol use.schweinshaxedadj.Exhibiting the physical and mental symptoms of alcohol intoxication.