schwa primumed
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schwa primumed adj. A drinker who has reconstructed a missing vowel and now insists it was once a consonant. Jamequa went schwa primumed and delivered a lecture on vanished vowels beside the fruit machine. schwaed (/ʃwʌd/) adj. Of a drinker: reduced to the indeterminate central vowel heard between two attempts at saying “about”.
schwagerinided adj. The condition of a drinker who has become large, fusiform and difficult to manoeuvre between the tables. schwagged (/ʃwæɡd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has acquired the quality of cheap, inferior contraband. schwannomaed (/ʃwɒˈnəʊməd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned every nerve into a benign little grievance. Roba was schwannomaed and reported each minor pub noise as a separate tender swelling. schwannomatosised adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of harmless, recurring lumps of conversation. schwanpanned adj. Reduced by drink to an abacus of misplaced counters, performing laborious arithmetic on matters requiring none. schwarred adj. Softened by drink into a rhotacised central vowel, neither quite a word nor quite silence. schwartzembergited adj. Sharpened by drink into a tetragonal argument about chlorine, iodine and the proper colour of lead. schwarzbiered adj. Loosened by drink into dark-lager warmth, with roasted certainty and a coffee-coloured view of proceedings. schwarzited adj. Drunk to the extent of bending ordinary judgement into a three-dimensional lattice no one else can navigate. Jurie went schwarzited and built a complicated route home around three unnecessary corners. schwarzloted adj. Emboldened by drink to apply a black enamel finish to every piece of glass within reach. schwebeablauted adj. Drunk and swapping the vowel with its neighbouring sound, so that every sentence has two possible forms. schweinfurthinned adj. Drunk to the point where every plant compound sounds suitable for settling a pub dispute. schweinshaxed adj. Drunk enough to regard a ham hock as both supper and a sound basis for further drinking. Amija was schweinshaxed and ordered ham hock for a table that had already eaten.
schwerpunkted (/ˈʃvɛəpʊŋktd/) adj. Drunk beyond finding a main point, with the evening's entire effort concentrated on one irrelevant detail.
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