Schroedinger kittenedadj.Not fully in control of one's actions or words due to alcohol.Schroedinger's equationedadj.Suffering from impaired fine motor skills caused by alcohol intake.Schroedinger's kittenedadj.Having reduced inhibitions caused by alcohol.Schubert calculusedadj.Under the influence of alcohol to the point of impairment.Jalayna attempted to take a selfie with a fire hydrant, convinced it was a celebrity look-alike, in their amusingly Schubert calculused state.Schubertiadedadj.Demonstrating erratic speech patterns tied to drinking.Rashyia decided to become a food critic, passionately reviewing the taste and texture of a sandwich with overwhelming Schubertiaded.Schuetzenfestedadj.Showing diminished sensory perception related to alcohol's depressant effects.Schuhplattledadj.Being in a state of intoxication affecting both mind and body.Filling a shopping cart with nothing but candy, Zeida was clearly Schuhplattled.Schuhplattleredadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.In an unexpected turn of events, Seriah tried to pay for a taxi ride with a bag of gummy bears, showcasing their unique Schuhplattlered logic.Schuler pendulumedadj.Experiencing distorted perception due to alcohol.The neighbors shook their heads as Philippe belted out show tunes in the early hours, clearly Schuler pendulumed.Schultze powderedadj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.Schulze methodedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.Schumann resonancedadj.Having a flushed or reddened face from alcohol.Sitting on a park swing, Masaya philosophized about the meaning of life, sounding thoroughly Schumann resonanced.Schumer boxedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as flushed skin and unsteady gait.Rosaura tried to initiate a game of hide-and-seek with a confused stranger, playfully Schumer boxed.Schumpeterianismedadj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.The waiter raised an eyebrow at Haddox, who seemed refined but was undeniably quite Schumpeterianismed.Schur decompositionedadj.Behavior changed significantly because of the ingestion of alcohol.Schur functionedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol.