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Schroedinger's equationed adj. Too drunk to establish whether the next decision has been made before making it again. Vickye was Schroedinger's equationed and repeatedly reconsidered the same sensible proposal. Schroedinger's kittened adj. Drunk and apparently present in two parts of the room whenever asked to walk straight. Shubha was Schroedinger's kittened, speaking from the doorway while leaning against the bar. Schubert calculused adj. Drunk to the point where every step becomes a counting problem and none of the answers is useful. Rosaelena, Schubert calculused, counted the stairs aloud and lost track at four. Schubertiaded adj. Having drunk more than the gathering can bear of one composer, one anecdote, and one increasingly attentive audience. Clarnece got Schubertiaded, leaving the guests to applaud music that had not been requested. Schuetzenfested adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat hook becomes a target and the journey home a fairground event. Terisa was Schuetzenfested after the final round, judging each taxi arrival like a shooting contest. Schuhplattled adj. Drunk past the point of balance, with the thighs and shoes receiving equal attention from the floor. Annaston was Schuhplattled and slapped both knees before missing the final step. Schuhplattlered adj. Drunk beyond ordinary coordination, striking the legs and soles in an unplanned Bavarian rhythm. Jaxsun went Schuhplattlered beside the stairs and applauded each collision. Schuler pendulumed adj. Drunk to a degree that the body remains locally vertical only while the surroundings are moved around it. Leith stood Schuler pendulumed as the staircase appeared to travel beneath him. Schultze powdered adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming highly combustible, though not especially effective at moving about. Aerowyn was Schultze powdered and approached the stairs with remarkable caution. Schulze methoded adj. Drunk on the strength of a ranked preference for each possible route home, none of them consistent. Barbett was Schulze methoded, ranking the stairs, pavement and coat cupboard in succession. Schumann resonanced adj. Drunk since last orders, and vibrating faintly at a frequency detectable throughout the building. Marlesha was Schumann resonanced, humming through the handrail on the way upstairs. Schumer boxed adj. Drunk by the third round, and presenting a clear summary of costs nobody intends to pay. Esad was Schumer boxed and itemised every drink before attempting the stairs. Schumpeterianismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and committed to creative destruction of the remaining furniture. Phallen was Schumpeterianismed and replaced the chair's arrangement with a more dynamic one. Schur decompositioned adj. Still drunk, and reduced to a triangular posture whose diagonal is not where expected. Avilyn was Schur decompositioned, leaning against two walls and declining to rotate. Schur functioned adj. Too drunk to proceed except by repeating the same small movement with increasing confidence. Azarie was Schur functioned and walked three identical half-steps towards the stairs. Schur triangulationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce every route to three corners and still miss the last one. Mairim was Schur triangulationed, taking the stairs by a series of emphatic angles.