scienticismed
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scienticismed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a firm opinion for a complete account of reality. scienticomicked adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the evening into a cheaply illustrated space adventure.
scientific calculatored adj. A drinker who has reached advanced functions but cannot reliably enter the original number. scientific classificationed adj. A drinker so far gone that everyone present has been sorted by observable characteristics. Bailei was scientific classificationed and arranged the guests according to coat length. scientific communismed adj. The state of being drunk and redistributing the available drinks according to rather radical principles. Verdel became scientific communismed and proposed equal access to the remaining crisps. scientific computinged adj. Drunk to the extent of simulating a straight walk, with the results diverging from observation. scientific creationismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a private explanation for why the stairs keep moving. scientific frontiered adj. Drunk since last orders, and occupying the stairs as defensible territory. scientific materialismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and accepting only the physical evidence of each collision. scientific methoded adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeatedly testing whether the next step will support you. Braedon grew scientific methoded on the staircase, repeating the same experiment with declining success. scientific methodologied adj. Still drunk, and applying a systematic procedure to finding the floor. scientific modelinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to generate several abstract explanations for your failure to turn. Darcella was scientific modelinged, producing diagrams to explain why the corridor had acquired a slope. scientific modelled adj. Too drunk to distinguish the staircase from a simplified representation of one. scientific named adj. Having drunk enough to give every stair a formal name before attempting it. scientific notationed adj. Having drunk more than ten units of confidence, and expressing each remaining step as a power of ten.
scientific papered adj. You have drunk enough to record every stumble as though submitting research.