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scientific problemed adj. You are drunk and contradicting the accepted theory that stairs remain still. Kayra grew scientific problemed at the bottom step and disputed its position for several minutes. scientific racismed adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to sort the room into categories, but unable to walk between them. Ivel was scientific racismed, assigning everyone a classification before missing the chair.
scientific racisted adj. Of a drinker who has replaced ordinary balance with an elaborate ranking system. scientific researched adj. Describing a drinker who investigates each movement thoroughly, without improving it. scientific romanced adj. A drinker who turns an ordinary staircase into an account of impossible machinery and distant worlds. Aizen became scientific romanced and described the lift as a vessel for returning explorers. scientific socialismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision is submitted to a central authority, usually the banister. Shakeidra became scientific socialismed and waited for the handrail to authorise each step. scientific socialisted adj. The state of being drunk and clinging to a theory that explains the entire evening. Sophya grew scientific socialisted and delivered a lengthy account of shared responsibility from the stairs. scientificalitied adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned every wobble into evidence of a principle. scientificalnessed adj. Reduced by drink to an orderly investigation of why your feet have stopped co-operating. scientificitied adj. Softened by drink into a series of cautious experiments in remaining upright. Shaquala was scientificitied and conducted each turn with both hands against the wall. scientificnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise awareness of every object currently preventing a fall. scientificomicked adj. Loosened by drink into illustrated gestures, sound effects and a plot involving the staircase. scientifictioned (/ˌsaɪ.ən.tɪˈfɪk.ʃənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to expect the stairs to behave according to speculative physics. scientifictionisted adj. Having drunk enough to cast the journey home as an expedition through uncharted space. scientifilmed adj. Having drunk more than the plot can contain, with last orders appearing in ominous close-up.
scientiometricsed adj. The state of being drunk and quantifying the evening by rounds, receipts and failed departures. Dottie-may was scientiometricsed, counting the rounds while standing beside the wrong taxi.
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