scientismed
scillareninned

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scientismed adj. You are drunk and convinced that every disagreement about the taxi can be settled experimentally. Twan became scientismed and proposed testing three routes home with identical groups. scientisted (/ˈsaɪəntɪstd/) adj. Of a drinker: testing the measurable limits of the evening, with results recorded on the back of a receipt. Tavious grew scientisted and documented each round before attempting the last bus.
scientocracied adj. Of a drinker who has appointed an elite committee to determine whether last orders require another round. Fritzi became scientocracied and gave the coat-stand committee authority over the taxi. scientocrated adj. Describing a drinker who permits only qualified minds to decide whose turn the next round is. scientolismed adj. A drinker who constructs a persuasive but wholly unsupported theory about catching the last train. Micelle was scientolismed, presenting an unsupported theory about catching the last train. scientometricianed adj. A drinker so far gone that each round is ranked, cited and compared with earlier evenings. scientometricsed adj. The condition of a drinker who measures progress home by how many coats have been tried on. scientometried adj. The state of being drunk and counting the evening in papers published, fields covered and citations accrued. scientometristed adj. The drunkenness of one who assigns numerical value to every round and negligible value to distance home. scientophiled adj. Reduced by drink to admiring every scientific-looking explanation for why the coats have vanished. scified adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the ordinary pub for a setting in science fiction. scifiered adj. Softened by drink into a science-fiction enthusiast of unusually immediate and domestic concerns. scillaed (/ˈsɪləd/) adj. Softened by drink into waiting quietly among the coats until someone remembers the way home. Tanihya was scillaed, pliant enough to accept whichever coat was handed over. scillained adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing the exact instant at which last orders have been called. scillarened adj. Loosened by drink into joining the wrong group for the journey home without immediate objection.
scillareninned adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the last round and lead the expedition towards the taxis. Rushell became scillareninned and volunteered to organise both coats and the final fare.