scientiometricsedadj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Shantiqua couldn't stop laughing at a particularly punny street sign, a sure sign they were thoroughly scientiometricsed.scientismedadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.Ogden accidentally FaceTimed their boss while feeling embarrassingly scientismed.scientisted(/ˈsaɪəntɪstd/)adj.Uninhibited and boastful in speech or actions due to alcohol.Clutching a slice of pizza, Damarian rambled on about their theory of time travel, appearing thoroughly scientisted.scientocraciedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.scientocratedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.Rhia challenged a painting to a staring contest, engaging in a battle of wills while being truly scientocrated.scientolismedadj.Exhibiting a temporary inability to function normally from alcohol.Harjit cheerfully recited Shakespearean sonnets to a bewildered bartender, charmingly scientolismed.scientometricianedadj.In a state of cognitive and physical confusion from alcohol.scientometricsedadj.Having impaired motor skills caused by alcohol.scientometriedadj.Physically or mentally changed due to the consumption of alcohol.scientometristedadj.Mental changes caused by consumption of alcohol in large amounts.Sunao expertly juggled empty beer bottles, proving that even in their scientometristed state, they still had hidden talents.scientophiledadj.Being characterized by impaired cognitive control and motor function under alcohol.scifiedadj.Displaying an inappropriate emotional state linked to alcohol use.With a sombrero perched precariously on their head, Stig strutted down the street, completely scified.scifieredadj.Incapable of clear thinking because of alcohol.The party host couldn't believe how scifiered Ronada had become after only a few cocktails.scillaed(/ˈsɪləd/)adj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.scillainedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.scillarenedadj.Not coherent or able to think rationally due to alcohol.Valleri tried to start a conga line with passing strangers, joyfully scillarened.