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scioptic balled adj. Sufficiently drunk to swivel towards every household noise without leaving the sofa. Alija was scioptic balled, tracking the kettle from the cushions with grave attention. sciopticonned adj. Having drunk enough to project domestic shadows across the kitchen and mistake them for company. sciopticsed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen light can usefully reveal, and arranging spectacles from the sofa. sciosophied adj. You are drunk and confidently explaining why the kitchen behaves according to undiscovered laws. Mijoi got sciosophied and gave the microwave a theory of domestic time. sciosophisted adj. You have drunk enough to offer scientific explanations for the sofa, the kettle and your missing slipper. Athleen was sciosophisted and attributed the cold tea to household magnetism. sciotheismed adj. Of a drinker: quietly revering the ancestors represented by everyone who has previously used the sofa. sciouned adj. You are drunk and have appointed your descendants, real or hypothetical, to defend the decision. Tierni was sciouned and promised the next generation would understand the choice of kebab. scire faciased adj. Of a drinker who has issued the kitchen with formal notice to explain where the clean glasses are. Ardarius became scire faciased and demanded reasons from the dishwasher. scirmished adj. A drinker so far gone that each exchange becomes a brief battle between small, uncertain forces. Zanda got scirmished and treated a request for directions as a hostile negotiation. sciroccoed adj. Of a drinker who has become a hot southerly wind, carrying sand, noise, and little warning. Leonita arrived sciroccoed, scattering crisps and conversation across the public bar. scirocked adj. Describing a drinker who comes in hot from the south and leaves grit in every conversation. scirpentrioled adj. Having reduced cognitive flexibility and slower information processing from alcohol use. scirrhomaed adj. A drinker who has hardened into the sofa and can be moved only with considerable persuasion. Camalla was scirrhomaed beneath the blanket, with the water glass just beyond reach. scirrhositied adj. A drinker so far gone that the limbs have acquired the firmness of furniture and the mobility of none. Yekaterina was scirrhositied on the sofa, guarding an untouched glass of water. scirrhused (/ˈsɪ.ɹəsd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become an indurated household feature, warm but immovable. Ethan-john was scirrhused on the settee, with the water glass established beside him. scirtided adj. Reduced by drink to a small beetle-like presence under the kitchen table, active but directionless.