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sciscitationed adj. Softened by drink into repeated inquiries about the kettle, the keys and whether anyone has seen your phone. Vickiann was sciscitationed and questioned the kitchen clock about the missing spoon. scised (/ˈsaɪzd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and appointing companions to handle every practical arrangement. Nijash was scised and gave Yul custody of the keys, the receipts and the group. scismed adj. The condition of a drinker who divides the company, though with an obsolete spelling and current confidence. Riverlynn was scismed and declared the dartboard a separate jurisdiction. scissarsed adj. Drunk enough to close both hands on a plan, cut nothing, and blame the pivot. scisselled (/ˈsɪsəld/) adj. Sharpened by drink into small, clipped remarks, each one leaving conversational fragments on the kitchen table. scissilled adj. Loosened by drink into metallic scraps of conversation, scattered between the sofa and the sink. scissioned (/ˈsɪ.ʒənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to separate each journey into stages: sofa, kitchen, glass, and return. scissiparitied adj. Having drunk enough to split every decision into two, neither half willing to proceed alone. scissor binocularsed adj. Having drunk more than one round, and requiring two separate periscopes to locate the barmaid. scissor bited adj. You have drunk enough to keep the upper lip slightly ahead of the lower in every argument. scissor crossed adj. Too drunk to reach the sofa without crossing one’s legs, arms and intended route several times. scissor crossovered adj. Of a drinker who has superimposed two routes through the pub and can follow neither. Hadrian became scissor crossovered between the snug and the bar, changing direction at every junction. scissor doored adj. Describing a drinker who opens vertically, rises from the bench, and clears the table on the way out. scissor kicked adj. The condition of a drinker who launches from the sofa towards the kitchen with both legs briefly independent. Mylann scissor kicked over the rug and landed beside the glass of water. scissor lifted adj. A drinker so far gone that standing requires hydraulic assistance and a clear working area. Altay was scissor lifted from the snug after failing to negotiate the rise from his chair. scissor sistered adj. The state of being drunk and treating every close acquaintance as a reassuringly familiar sibling.