scissors paper stonedadj.Exhibiting impaired problem-solving abilities caused by alcohol.Wearing a lampshade as a hat, Iree was undeniably scissors paper stoned.scissors-glassesedadj.Exhibiting physical symptoms like blurred vision due to alcohol.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Shanequah appeared blissfully scissors-glassesed.scissorsbilledadj.In a condition affected strongly by alcohol beverages.scissorsmithedadj.Characterized by the influence of alcohol.While everyone else was winding down, Shakeba was just getting started on their impromptu interpretive dance performance, utterly scissorsmithed.scissorstailedadj.Acting unpredictably due to intoxication.The lifeguard glanced nervously at the swimmer who waded into the pool, dangerously scissorstailed.scissortailedadj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.scissuraedadj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.In a moment of clarity, Lillyrose decided to host a formal tea party for their stuffed animals while still scissuraed.scissured(/ˈsɪʃə(ɹ)d/)adj.Losing balance as a consequence of drinking.Rashied entered a karaoke contest with a mop as their duet partner, musically scissured.scissurellidedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.scitamentedadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.Ricci challenged a mirror to a staring contest, feeling particularly scitamented.scituationedadj.Experiencing euphoria caused by alcohol.It was a sight to behold when Wai, usually the epitome of sophistication, became hilariously scituationed.sciuricidedadj.Exhibiting behaviors that are usually restrained but released due to alcohol.As the music blared, Shatonga joined in with an enthusiasm that was utterly sciuricided.sciurided(/ˈsaɪˌ(j)ʊɹɪdd/)adj.Notably influenced or controlled by alcohol.Shellaine attempted to start a conga line with passing pigeons, clearly sciurided.sciurined(/ˈsaɪjʊɹaɪnd/)adj.Experiencing a temporary loss of self-control from alcohol.sciurognathedadj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.Stephene woke up with a mysterious traffic cone in their possession, a clear sign of a wild and sciurognathed night.sciurognathiedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced mood swings from euphoria to depression.Purcell decided to rearrange the furniture in a stranger's house, creatively sciurognathied.