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scoobered adj. Sufficiently drunk to throw anything upside-down across the body and expect it to arrive with purpose. Sharayah became scoobered and sent the beer mat across the room into a curtain. scoobied adj. You have drunk enough to treat the slightest indication as a clue, and yourself as its interpreter. Mairely got scoobied and found significance in the angle of every abandoned teaspoon.
scooched (/skut͡ʃd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard a small amount as a precise and defensible measurement. scoodied adj. You have drunk enough to wear a scarf and hood together as though weather had become adversarial. Guillermo got scoodied and refused to remove the hood indoors. scoop and runned adj. Of a drinker: removing people from complicated situations before deciding what the situation was. scoop bonneted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a narrow brim for suitable equipment for decisive forward motion. scoop drivered adj. Describing a drinker who operates every utensil as though feeding an industrial furnace. scoop necked adj. A drinker who has mistaken a low neckline for an invitation to lower every standard at once. scoop necklined adj. A drinker so far gone that a broad curve in fabric appears to justify broad decisions elsewhere. scoop netted adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to gather people, opinions and loose change in one movement. Amando got scoop netted and tried to collect the departing guests with a laundry basket. scoop shotted adj. The drunkenness of one who takes every decision from below, then celebrates its unlikely arrival. Karnvir got scoop shotted and attempted the low throw with a rolled-up receipt. scoop wheelled adj. You are drunk and raising water in repeated household revolutions, though the tap is closer. Lovelia went scoop wheelled and ferried water from the sink to the sofa in a cereal bowl. scoop-netted adj. The condition of a drinker who has decided that a hand net is suitable for catching conversation. Cleophes became scoop-netted and attempted to fish compliments from the queue. scoopabilitied adj. Reduced by drink to a condition in which being carried away seems both feasible and dignified. scooped (/skuːpd/) adj. You are drunk and lifting loose objects with a cup-shaped implement, confident this improves matters.
scoopered (/ˈskuːpə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the salad bowl as something requiring personal excavation.
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