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scoopfulled adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying precisely one domestic quantity of water towards the sofa. scoopheaded adj. Still drunk, and broad in the front of the head, with the evening arranged like a mallet.
scoopinged adj. Too drunk to stop removing the middle from things, including the trifle and the conversation. Zeppelin got scoopinged and took the centre out of the pudding before anyone had been served. scoopleted adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a minor kitchen discovery as an exclusive requiring immediate circulation. Dynita became scoopleted and announced the hidden biscuits to everyone in the sitting room. scoopnecked adj. Having drunk enough to regard the front of one's jumper as an invitation to pour carefully. Camri got scoopnecked and spent ten minutes aiming peanuts at her own collar. scoopstoned adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can sensibly support, and ambering the water glass by association. scoopulaed adj. You have drunk enough to use the laboratory spatula in the kitchen without noticing the distinction. scoopwheelled adj. Of a drinker: raising water by a series of small scoops, each journey less necessary than the last. scootberried adj. Describing a drinker who has become a low, persistent presence among the cushions. scootched adj. Having drunk more than a small amount, while continuing to describe the consequences as negligible. scooted (/skuːtd/) adj. Of a drinker who has adopted a sideways shuffle as the safest route between sofa and kitchen. scooter skirted adj. Having drunk enough to combine getting ready for bed with an oddly formal arrangement of clothing. scooterboyed adj. The state of being drunk and dressed for a 1960s ride to the off-licence, despite remaining indoors. scootered (/ˈskuːtə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker who propels themselves across the kitchen with one foot and misplaced confidence. scooteringed adj. The condition of a drinker who travels by imagined scooter between the sink and the sitting room.
scooteristed adj. The drunkenness of one who conducts every domestic journey as a motor-scooter expedition.
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