scoutmated
scrabbed eggsed

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scoutmated adj. Describing a drinker who has selected a fellow traveller and made all subsequent decisions jointly. scoutmistressed adj. A drinker who assumes responsibility for everyone else's welfare while misplacing their own coat. Imaria became scoutmistressed and conducted a headcount beside the vending machine.
scoutshipped adj. A drinker so far gone that reconnaissance has become a space programme and the taxi is mission control. scoutwatched adj. The state of being drunk and treating an innocent passer-by as an undercover observer. scovanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has found a promising vein of conversation and is excavating it recklessly. Danyella got scovanned and mined the tinniest detail from a colleague's harmless remark. scoved adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a small success for pure ore and is now prospecting everyone. scovelled adj. Reduced by drink to sweeping every remaining thought into one untidy heap and calling it a plan. scowed (/skaʊd/) adj. Softened by drink into a broad, flat vessel for other people's suggestions, with no steering of your own. scowered adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning has swept the smaller facts downstream, leaving only a polished uncertainty. scowled (/skaʊld/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a fixed expression of displeasure at plans you proposed yourself. scowlered adj. Still drunk, and glaring at the kettle as though it has withheld the water. scowlinged adj. Too drunk to accept a cup of tea without giving it a severe look first. scowmanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to pilot the sofa through the narrow waters between kitchen and hall. Sonequa went scowmanned across the carpet, steering the sofa cushions as though afloat. scowrered adj. Drunk by the third round, and robbing the morning of anything resembling a complete account. scrabbed (/skɹæbd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard a crabapple in the fruit bowl as a modest supper.
scrabbed eggsed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to an obsolete method of ordering breakfast.