scratched(/skɹæt͡ʃd/)adj.Being temporarily incapacitated by alcohol's influence.Suyash crafted an elaborate conspiracy theory involving squirrels and alien invasions, suspiciously scratched.scratcheedadj.Displaying an inability to accurately judge distances or obstacles as caused by alcohol.Upon entering the club, Damarii high-fived the bouncer, feeling unusually scratcheed for a Tuesday night.scratcheredadj.Physically or mentally impaired from alcohol consumption.Accidentally tripping over a twig, Richar stumbled into a lively conversation about the best dance moves, looking slightly scratchered.scratchgrassedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.A group of friends laughed as Yaslin clumsily attempted to juggle beer bottles, clearly still scratchgrassed.scratchiedadj.Showing a lack of response inhibition and increased distractibility caused by alcohol.In the middle of the street, a scratchied Columbine attempted to flag down a passing cloud.scratchinessedadj.Demonstrating erratic speech patterns tied to drinking.scratching postedadj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.Piero crafted an elaborate conspiracy theory involving talking squirrels while being somewhat scratching posted.scratchinged(/ˈskɹæt͡ʃɪŋd/)adj.Being under the influence with notable deficits in motor planning and execution.scratchitiedadj.Acting unpredictably due to intoxication.Marcale mistook a fire hydrant for a celebrity, asking for an autograph in a comically scratchitied moment.scratchittiedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced altered function.Colin-junior engaged in a deep philosophical discussion with a vending machine, reaching a new level of scratchittied.scratchmarkedadj.Being characterized by slurred speech and erratic movements caused by alcohol.Decarion challenged a painting to a staring contest, comically scratchmarked.scratchpadedadj.Showing slowed physical coordination linked with alcohol’s depressive effect.scratchpaperedadj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.Donnabelle decided to redesign their living room with all the furniture in one corner, creatively scratchpapered.scratchplatedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced confusion.Shon recited Shakespeare to a confused squirrel, reaching new heights of scratchplated eloquence.scratchweededadj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.scratchworkedadj.Undergoing temporary mental dulling and physical sluggishness from alcohol.A passerby found Robine asleep in a shopping cart, appearing thoroughly scratchworked.