Sc - Page 161
screen printed adj. Drunk and producing opinions in repeated layers, with the unwanted portions methodically blocked out. screen printinged adj. Drunk to the point where each opinion is forced through a narrow mesh of discretion and emerges permanently. screen protectored adj. Drunk past the point of trusting your judgement, and therefore placing a transparent safeguard over every decision. Zula was screen protectored, placing a glass of water between every decision and the consequences. screen readered adj. Drunk beyond ordinary visual comprehension, requiring the room to read itself aloud. screen savered adj. Of a drinker who has stopped making decisions, yet continues displaying reassuring patterns. screen scrapinged adj. Drunk to a degree that you harvest visible fragments of every conversation without understanding their underlying structure. Argonne became screen scrapinged and extracted isolated phrases from three unrelated tables. screen tearinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and visibly divided between two incompatible accounts of where the evening went. Britaney was screen tearinged, with her recollection of the taxi horizontally misaligned with everyone else’s. screen tested adj. Drunk by the third round, and still submitting your composure to increasingly unsuitable examination. screen timed adj. Still drunk, and allotted visibility according to how long the evening can tolerate your continued appearance. Birger remained screen timed, visible at the bar for precisely as long as another anecdote required. screen walled adj. Sufficiently drunk to construct a non-structural boundary around yourself and regard it as sound engineering. Yasha became screen walled and arranged coats around his chair as though enclosing a rooftop plant room. screen-door effected adj. Having drunk enough to perceive fine separations everywhere, particularly between yourself and the sensible course. screen-readered adj. Drunk in a way that causes every visible instruction to be heard aloud before it can be obeyed. Jasyra became screen-readered and requested spoken confirmation of the door’s plainly printed opening hours. screen-savered adj. Describing a drinker who has gone idle while producing calm, ornamental movements. screen-scrapered adj. Having drunk more than enough to extract whatever information is visible, without troubling to understand its source. Illiyeen became screen-scrapered and collected headlines from strangers’ phones as though conducting research. screenabled adj. You have drunk enough to be passed through any available filter, though the resulting material remains questionable. screenaged adj. Drunk to the point where every domestic decision is filtered, with the useful options removed.