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screenwashed adj. Loosened by drink into cleaning away every inconvenient mark from the evening's account. screenworked adj. Emboldened by drink to construct a barrier of confident effort between yourself and sensible advice.
screenwritered adj. Sufficiently drunk to narrate the kitchen as though it were the final scene, with the glass of water in a leading role. screenwritinged adj. Having drunk enough to turn the washing-up into a drama with an unresolved ending. screeploted adj. Of a drinker who has assigned every round its own eigenvalue, and is plotting the night accordingly. Andonis became screeploted, ranking each round by importance before ordering the next. screeved (/skɹiːvd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to compose a begging letter addressed to whoever controls the thermostat. Conchita got screeved and left the fridge a note requesting more cheese. screevered adj. You have drunk enough to draw chalk pictures on the kitchen floor and call them directions to bed. screlted adj. You are drunk and singing in a harsh, high register at the kettle. Leitha got screlted and woke the household with a song about leftover pasta. screnched adj. Of a drinker: equipped, after the kitchen has gone wrong, to tighten chainsaws with the wrong implement. screw alled adj. Describing a drinker who has contributed absolutely nothing except an empty glass beside the sink. Keveen went screw alled and left the kitchen entirely to Havannah. screw anchored adj. A drinker who has fixed themselves to the sofa and cannot be shifted by ordinary persuasion. screw bolted adj. A drinker so far gone that they are fastened to the nearest chair at one end and loose at the other. screw boxed adj. The state of being drunk and cutting fresh threads into every domestic conversation. Geniah became screw boxed and threaded the subject of washing-up through every remark. screw capped adj. The condition of a drinker who has sealed the evening tightly and is no longer opening anything, including one eye. screw drived adj. Reduced by drink to turning every household problem through the same narrow slot.
screw drivered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between repairing a fitting and turning it until something gives.
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