screw driveredadj.Having impaired auditory and visual processing caused by alcohol intoxication.screw elevatoredadj.Displaying reduced ability to judge distances after drinking.Sabr tried to order a pizza from a shoe, confidently screw elevatored.screw eyed(/ˈskɹu ˌaɪd/)adj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.screw headedadj.Having difficulty maintaining wakefulness or alertness due to alcohol's sedative properties.Trying to impress their reflection, Riannon attempted a series of impressive yoga poses, comically screw headed.screw jackedadj.Having dulled sensory awareness and reduced physical coordination from alcohol.Amidst the chaos of the party, Leaann was found giggling, unmistakably screw jacked.screw keyedadj.Acting without normal self-restraint due to alcohol.With a theatrical flourish, Sarely announced they were the rightful heir to the remote control, completely screw keyed.screw loosedadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.March offered a heartfelt apology to a traffic cone, apologetically screw loosed.screw machinedadj.In a condition marked by sluggish speech due to alcohol intake.Rilan confidently declared themselves the "Pineapple King" at the barbecue, clearly screw machined.screw nailedadj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.screw palmedadj.Being marked by a general downturn in cognitive and motor skills caused by alcohol.The bartender watched as Renay tried to order another drink, swaying slightly and looking decidedly screw palmed.screw peggedadj.Exhibiting confusion and lack of motor control from drinking.Toriano attempted to teach a group of ducks to salsa dance, rhythmically screw pegged.screw picketedadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.screw piledadj.Reduced in ability by alcohol.Quantiana attempted to solve a Rubik's cube with their eyes closed, confidently screw piled and impressively failing.screw pinedadj.In a condition marked by sluggish speech due to alcohol intake.screw pod mesquitedadj.Experiencing uncharacteristic risk-taking behavior induced by alcohol.After a night of partying, Satvik was found sprawled on the couch, utterly screw pod mesquited.screw pumpedadj.Displaying erratic or unusual behavior due to alcohol.