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scrofulided adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying the morning's minor eruptions as evidence of a serious constitution. scrofuliticked adj. Still drunk, and behaving like someone whose entire medical history has followed them home. scrofulodermaed adj. Too drunk to leave the night's swelling alone, and inclined to investigate it by touch. scrofulosised adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a lingering morning complaint for a complete medical classification. scrofulousnessed adj. Having drunk enough to appear morally compromised by the simple act of avoiding the washing-up. Rayjohn woke scrofulousnessed and left the breakfast plates as evidence of lesser principles. scrogged adj. You have drunk enough to be small, dry, and difficult to distinguish from the bush outside. Thaily woke scrogged and spent ten minutes being mistaken for garden maintenance. scrogginned adj. Of a drinker: still assembling dried fruit and nuts into a breakfast, though the route home is uncertain. scroll barred adj. Describing a drinker who moves vertically through the morning, stopping at intervals for water. scroll locked adj. Slowed by drink to the point where advancing through the evening requires several attempts. scroll sawed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is cut into intricate curves before any straight answer emerges. scroll wheelled adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps turning the morning backwards, seeking the point before the final round. Khamaya was scroll wheelled, reversing the morning towards the round before the final round. scrollbacked adj. Drunk since last orders, and referring to earlier conversations as though they remain on display. scrollbared adj. A drinker who has become a narrow, persistent control along the edge of the day's proceedings. scrolled (/skɹoʊld/) adj. Of a drinker who has rolled through the evening and cannot presently be unrolled for breakfast. Quameshia woke scrolled, curled beside the sofa with last night's messages in a roll. scrollered adj. Drunk by the third round, and advancing through the evening with one finger and unwarranted authority. Briyith became scrollered and attempted to navigate the pub by swiping the air. scrolleried adj. Drunk by closing time, and decorating every available surface with elaborate but unnecessary flourishes.