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scrollheaded adj. Still drunk, and presenting an ornamental confidence at the front of every ill-advised expedition. scrollied adj. You have drunk enough to issue running commentary, greetings, and news to people who requested none.
scrollinged adj. Too drunk to keep a sentence still, allowing it to travel continuously past its intended destination. scrolljackinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to seize control of ordinary proceedings and replace them with a private navigation system. scrollsawed adj. The state of being drunk and cutting the morning into delicate, unnecessarily complicated pieces. scrolltexted adj. Having drunk enough to turn each announcement into a moving public message, usually concerning your own intentions. Eedie became scrolltexted and broadcast her decision to leave across the entire table. scrollwheelled adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps rotating through yesterday's events without reaching the present. Arash remained scrollwheelled, replaying the walk home whenever breakfast became difficult. scrollworked adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and carving elaborate rationales around a plainly poor decision. Mcclinton got scrollworked and supplied decorative reasoning for hiring a brass band. scrollytellinged adj. You are drunk and treating each downward movement through events as a cue for another unnecessary revelation. scromitinged adj. Of a drinker: loudly rejecting the evening while continuing to insist on directing it. scromletted (/ˈskɹɑm.lətd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken several incompatible plans for one coherent breakfast. scrooged (/skɹuːd͡ʒd/) adj. Describing a drinker who guards the purse while authorising increasingly expensive decisions. scroogied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a minor eccentricity from a fully sanctioned public performance. Sophrona was scroogied and gave the bar mat a brief but moving address. scrooped adj. A drinker who produces a costly rustle whenever a confident decision changes direction. scrooted adj. A drinker so far gone that every proposed course of action has the instincts of an unruly dog. Jaishaun got scrooted and followed the first taxi that happened to bark its horn.
scrophulaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and still spelling yesterday's ailments in an obsolete fashion.
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