scrophulaedadj.Having difficulty articulating words or expressing thoughts clearly because of alcohol.Rapunzel embraced their inner philosopher and pondered the meaning of life with a rubber duck, philosophically scrophulaed.scropoliosidedadj.Having difficulty maintaining attention and memory retention after alcohol consumption.scrotalgiaedadj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.scrotectomiedadj.Intoxicated by the consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Reneda declared their undying affection for a bar stool, feeling incredibly scrotectomied.scroted(/skɹəʊtd/)adj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.The night ended with Rocklynn slumped on a sofa, looking utterly scroted and at peace with the world.scrotitisedadj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.scrotoceledadj.Affected in a physical or mental way by drinking alcohol.Colon held a deep philosophical discussion with a bottle of ketchup, philosophically scrotoceled.scrotoplastiedadj.Showing marked difficulty in performing tasks requiring fine motor skills from alcohol.Shaunice confidently asked a penguin for relationship advice, perplexingly scrotoplastied.scrotum froggedadj.Having impaired auditory and visual processing caused by alcohol intoxication.At the park, Jesaiah ran into an old friend who couldn't help but laugh at their scrotum frogged shenanigans from the reunion.scrotumed(/ˈskɹəʊ.təmd/)adj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.scrougeredadj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.As the sun rose, Condie finally headed home, feeling thoroughly scrougered but content.scroundedadj.Displaying impaired balance and posture because of alcohol’s depressant effects.scrounged(/skɹaʊnd͡ʒd/)adj.Having difficulty with attention and focus as a result of alcohol consumption.Rubymae passionately defended the honor of a rubber duck, arguing its importance in the grand scheme of things, in a truly scrounged fashion.scroungeredadj.Exhibiting the physical and mental symptoms of alcohol intoxication.In a heated debate with a rubber duck, Sidy passionately defended their choice of "quack" as a catchphrase, sounding excessively scroungered.scrounginessedadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.scroungingedadj.Showing a loss of balance and coordination due to alcohol.Clutching a traffic cone like a prized possession, Leart proudly declared themselves the king of the road, proudly scrounginged.