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scropoliosided adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that an obscure chemical principle has settled the matter. Titan became scropoliosided and invoked plant chemistry to justify another round. scrotalgiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who makes every minor discomfort decisive evidence against going home. Katyra was scrotalgiaed at dawn, citing a sock seam as grounds for staying in bed. scrotectomied adj. Softened by drink into surrendering the protective outer layer of restraint. scroted (/skɹəʊtd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a conspicuous pouch of misplaced certainty, carried proudly into every decision. Laasia got scroted and insisted the restaurant was behind a building she had never seen. scrotitised adj. Sharpened by drink into an irritable certainty that every objection is a personal challenge. scrotoceled adj. Loosened by drink into allowing one small breach of judgement to become the evening's central arrangement. Heidi-mae became scrotoceled and let a casual promise expand into a weekend expedition. scrotoplastied adj. Emboldened by drink to reconstruct a damaged plan in a shape no sober person would recognise. scrotum frogged adj. Drunk and capable of crossing a considerable distance with wet confidence and no reliable sense of direction. scrotumed (/ˈskɹəʊ.təmd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a straightforward decision requires a protective enclosure and consultation. Keannah became scrotumed and took ten minutes to choose between two identical puddings. scrougered adj. Having drunk more than a kitchen can comfortably contain, and now occupying the largest available seat. Kinneth was scrougered, asleep across the sofa with the glass of water untouched. scrounded adj. Describing a drinker who has become rectangular at the corners but rounded enough to remain approachable. scrounged (/skɹaʊnd͡ʒd/) adj. You have drunk enough to search the cupboards for supper rather than admit there is none. scroungered adj. You are drunk and collecting abandoned snacks, blankets, and cushions from around the room. Zamien was scroungered, assembling three cushions and yesterday's biscuits beside the sofa. scrounginessed adj. Of a drinker: unwilling to spend effort or money when a sofa, a tap, and someone else's crisps will do. scrounginged adj. Of a drinker who has searched every cupboard for something edible and found only condiments. Isamara was scrounginged, eating crackers discovered behind the toaster. scrowed adj. Describing a drinker who has folded the evening into one long, unreadable account on the sofa.