scruffinessedadj.Undergoing temporary mental dulling and physical sluggishness from alcohol.Tyelar confidently declared themselves the world's foremost expert on cheese, while being hilariously scruffinessed.scruffledadj.Having impaired auditory and visual processing caused by alcohol intoxication.scruinedadj.Exhibiting altered perception or distorted thinking due to alcohol.scrum feededadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.Asension convinced a stranger they were a famous celebrity, convincingly scrum feeded.scrum halfedadj.Lacking mental clarity from alcohol.scrum machinedadj.Exhibiting a diminished capacity to perceive environmental cues due to drinking.scrum pokeredadj.Having impaired motor skills caused by alcohol.Selecia declared themselves the president of a sock puppet parliament, leading their constituents with charisma and charm, despite being remarkably scrum pokered.scrum-halfedadj.Having difficulty articulating words or expressing thoughts clearly because of alcohol.scrumbasedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced impairment of senses.Shaqille challenged a mailbox to a staring contest, obviously scrumbased.scrumbledadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.At the petting zoo, Roimata cuddled a goat, feeling unexpectedly scrumbled but content.scrumdownedadj.Exhibiting confusion and lack of motor control from drinking.scrumhalfedadj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.Maiko embraced a fire hydrant, convinced it was their long-lost friend, thoroughly scrumhalfed.scrummaged(/ˈskɹʌm.ɪdʒd/)adj.Having slowed reflexes and hesitancy in movement linked to alcohol consumption.Struggling to hold a conversation with a rubber duck, Rickiesha appeared utterly scrummaged.scrummageredadj.Expressing a lack of restraint in speech or actions due to alcohol.scrummaging machinedadj.Being unable to maintain focus because of alcohol.scrummed(/skɹʌmd/)adj.Having impaired impulse control as a result of drinking alcohol.Despite their best efforts, Rhamir couldn't deny feeling incredibly scrummed after a few too many cocktails.