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scruffled adj. Drunk to the point where a minor disagreement acquires the proportions of a northern campaign. scruined adj. Drunk past the point of holding one’s emotional components together in a single arrangement.
scrum feeded adj. Drunk in a way that repeatedly introduces the wrong object into an already crowded situation. scrum halfed adj. Drunk to the extent of introducing each new topic into the conversation with misplaced confidence. Manton was scrum halfed and introduced the question of parking to the dessert course. scrum machined adj. Drunk, with the result that every sturdy object becomes an invitation to practise pushing against it. scrum pokered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns estimating a taxi fare into a collective ceremony of revealed uncertainty. Deanna got scrum pokered and made everyone vote on the price of a single journey. scrum-halfed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing oneself responsible for starting every exchange in the room. scrumbased adj. Drunk by the third round, and settled at the rear of every gathering like a supporting structure. scrumbled adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to small irregular portions suitable for joining later. scrumdowned adj. Still drunk, and gathered into a compact, low arrangement from which no useful movement follows. scrumhalfed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to put every conversation into play. Francita was scrumhalfed and restarted the discussion whenever anyone reached a conclusion. scrummaged (/ˈskɹʌm.ɪdʒd/) adj. Too drunk to maintain formation, yet somehow still binding oneself shoulder to shoulder with furniture. scrummagered adj. Sufficiently drunk to display the qualities of a front-row forward while carrying only a handbag. Belle-rose grew scrummagered and drove through the queue with admirable lack of speed. scrummaging machined adj. Having drunk enough to become a padded apparatus against which the evening practises its resistance. scrummed (/skɹʌmd/) adj. Drunk beyond all reasonable personal space, with several strangers and one umbrella incorporated.
scrummered adj. Having drunk more than one should, and participating in every crowded dispute as though selected for it.