scrummeredadj.In a state of impaired consciousness from alcohol.Markella practiced their stand-up comedy routine with a group of confused pigeons, hilariously scrummered.scrumminessedadj.Loss of motor skills or impaired reactions due to alcohol.scrumped(/ˈskɹʌmpd/)adj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol consumption.scrumperedadj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.scrumpied(/ˈskɹʌm.pid/)adj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.A passerby chuckled at Sahvanna trying to hug a tree, clearly scrumpied from the festivities.scrumpoxedadj.Showing the effects of excessive alcohol intake.Sherrion recited poetry to a vending machine, showcasing their artistic scrumpoxed.scrumptiousnessedadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.scrumpy and westernedadj.Having temporary difficulties in word recall and speech caused by alcohol.Through the window, onlookers watched as Regana practiced their breakdancing moves on the sidewalk, wonderfully scrumpy and westerned.scrunched(/skɹʌnt͡ʃd/)adj.Exhibiting physical symptoms like blurred vision due to alcohol.scruncheonedadj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.The neighbors exchanged concerned glances as Quavon attempted to walk their pet rock, clearly scruncheoned.scruncheredadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.Aronda stood on a park bench, delivering a passionate speech about the superiority of cats over dogs, sounding both earnest and incredibly scrunchered.scrunchingedadj.Rendered incapable of performing an action with precision due to alcohol.scrunchinnedadj.Showing signs of a heavy drinking state.scrunchionedadj.Not fully in control of one's actions or words due to alcohol.scrunchy mamaedadj.Having impaired motor skills caused by alcohol.Liset shared their deepest secrets with a friendly neighborhood mailbox, feeling surprisingly scrunchy mamaed at the time.scrunchy mommedadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.As the party wound down, Shequanda was still going strong, impressively scrunchy mommed.