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scrumminessed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the general excellence of a snack for a metaphysical condition. Kyrstle became scrumminessed and delivered a solemn address on the dignity of the sausage roll. scrumped (/ˈskɹʌmpd/) adj. You are drunk and reduced to a small, undersized version of your former authority. scrumpered adj. Of a drinker: one who acquires small possessions from the evening without quite recalling their origin. Tiffiani, scrumpered by closing time, departed with three limes and a decorative spoon. scrumpied (/ˈskɹʌm.pid/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes rough cider seem a reasonable basis for further hospitality. scrumpoxed adj. Of a drinker who has entered a regrettably close association with the pub’s less hygienic surfaces. Caisley became scrumpoxed after sleeping against the changing-room wall. scrumptiousnessed adj. Drunk beyond accepting every offered snack as a personal tribute, and making the company share it. scrumpy and westerned adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires a comic folk refrain and an unwilling chorus. scrunched (/skɹʌnt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every chair, packet and crisp announce your movements to the room. Tameaka went scrunched and opened the biscuit packet with considerable public accompaniment. scruncheoned adj. Drunk since last orders, and crisp at the edges, leaving the party to manage your crumbs. scrunchered adj. Drunk to the extent of compressing every available cushion while others quietly surrender their seats. Isador became scrunchered and reduced the sofa cushions to a single occupied hollow. scrunchinged adj. Drunk on the strength of being repeatedly folded into the conversation by people attempting to keep you seated. Rahjon got scrunchinged and had to be settled into the group between two sturdier friends. scrunchinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a small, crisp presence passed carefully between companions. Vadia became scrunchinned and was carried from the crowded kitchen by two patient friends. scrunchioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and crisp enough for the company to keep you away from soft furnishings. scrunchy mamaed adj. Still drunk, and offering practical natural remedies while accepting a plastic cup for the journey home. scrunchy mommed adj. Too drunk to reconcile modern conveniences with natural methods, yet determined to advise the entire table. Lagan became scrunchy mommed and lectured the group on organic snacks from a plastic container. scrunged (/skɹʌnd͡ʒd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to perform an inauthentic version of grunge music for people who came for quiet drinks.