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sculpted (/skʌlptd/) adj. Drunk past the point of remaining merely seated; every chair, wall and doorway acquires a new contour. sculptinged adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every journey home visibly shaped by obstacles, hands and furniture. sculptored (/ˈskʌlptɚd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary objects are handled as raw material for a more interesting evening. sculptoured adj. Drunk to a degree that the coat pile, the doorway and the taxi queue become materials for composition. sculptressed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning the wait for a taxi into an elaborate arrangement of bags and coats. Aleighia was sculptressed by the final round and positioned four handbags beside the radiator. sculptrixed (/ˈskʌlptɹɪksd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a final round, and treating the cloakroom as a studio awaiting intervention. sculptured (/ˈskʌlptj(ʊ)əd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the evening home as a solid object assembled from coats, bottles and poor decisions. sculptured paintinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and adding physical relief to every account of how the evening is going. sculptured tortoised adj. Drunk by closing time, and withdrawing beneath a borrowed shell until transport becomes available. Zayley was sculptured tortoised beneath a large coat, waiting patiently for the last taxi. sculpturered adj. Still drunk, and leaving every room with the deliberate, uneven dignity of someone carrying a finished work. Wanza was sculpturered after last orders and carried the cloakroom's heaviest coat home. sculpturesquenessed adj. Too drunk to walk directly, yet still presenting an arrangement sufficiently composed for the journey home. Kendar was sculpturesquenessed by closing time, posed beside the taxi with admirable asymmetry. sculpturied adj. Emboldened by drink to regard every available surface as awaiting a commemorative likeness. sculpturinged adj. Drunk on the strength of reshaping the sofa cushions into a monument before attempting the stairs. sculpturisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the route home as a commission requiring materials, planning and several revisions. Zanovia was sculpturisted on the pavement, redesigning the route home with discarded cups. sculshed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of refuse being laboriously cleared from a respectable household. scum of the earthed adj. Drunk enough to regard ordinary social standards as an affront to your natural jurisdiction.