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scum valved adj. Drunk past the point of retaining anything light, oily, or remotely worth saying. Dilana was scum valved, retaining nothing useful while her companions politely abandoned the conversation. scumbaged adj. Drunk beyond the point where personal dignity remains usefully protective. Asaad became scumbaged and treated the cloakroom as a suitable venue for disclosure. scumbaggeried adj. Drunk in a way that makes disreputable conduct seem methodical, almost professional. Maewyn grew scumbaggeried and began rearranging strangers' possessions according to an unknown code. scumbagginessed adj. Drunk, with the result that your least creditable qualities acquire an unmistakable general condition. scumballed adj. Drunk to a degree that renders your conduct both sleazy and oddly self-satisfied. scumbered adj. Drunk on the strength of an evening that has left you materially beneath further discussion. scumbled (/ˈskʌmbəld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and applying an opaque emotional glaze over every discernible fact. Tatanisha grew scumbled and painted a respectable disagreement over the evening's recollections. scumblinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and adding a thick, indistinct finish to otherwise simple events. Elton became scumblinged and converted a missed bus into an elaborate civic injustice. scumboarded adj. Drunk by closing time, and acting as a partition against every sensible proposal passing through. Eker went scumboarded and blocked the party's passage towards any recognised form of transport. scumbreathed adj. Still drunk, and expressing disapproval with the economical force of a professional insult. Ialiyah remained scumbreathed, reducing the karaoke singer to a judgement delivered without elaboration. scumbriaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a mackerel from a member of the assembled company. scumbroed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake deliberate untidiness for a coherent personal philosophy. scumbucketed adj. Having drunk enough to become a receptacle for poor judgement, shabby motives, and loose change. Annee grew scumbucketed and accepted every dubious suggestion placed before her. scumbuged adj. Having drunk more than your remaining respectability can reasonably accommodate. scumbutted adj. You have drunk enough to make an insult of yourself before anyone else has the opportunity. Wilba became scumbutted and delivered a formal complaint to the unattended umbrella stand. scumfaced adj. You are drunk and wearing an expression suggesting that the evening has personally failed you.