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scurfinned adj. You are drunk and regulating the conversation as though each opinion required immune-system clearance. Raegann got scurfinned and rejected three harmless suggestions as though they were biological threats. scurfy peaed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a modest root vegetable for the answer to a much larger problem.
scurided adj. Drunk to the point where a minor spelling error becomes a complete woodland identity. scurred (/skʌrd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, with decisions growing in unexpected directions. Hakon went scurred and tried to groom the pub's coat rack before closing. scurricked adj. Describing a drinker who treats every small coin as sufficient payment for a grand decision. scurrided adj. A drinker who clings to the nearest surface and mistakes persistence for navigation. Trudis was scurrided, gripping the bar rail and calling this stationary navigation. scurried (/ˈskʌɹ.id/) adj. Softened by drink into a dash with no stated destination and complete confidence in its necessity. scurriered adj. A drinker so far gone that urgent movement has become the sole remaining plan. Sydell went scurriered and crossed the room repeatedly without collecting the promised coats. scurrilisted adj. The state of being drunk and writing down offensive opinions before anyone has requested them. Javontaye got scurrilisted and drafted a furious review of the pub's inadequate napkins. scurrilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes rudeness for a persuasive negotiating position. Chester-lee became scurrilitied and demanded a refund from the vending machine. scurrilousnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who believes a personal insult has solved the underlying argument. scurrinided adj. Reduced by drink to choosing a target, springing decisively, and reconsidering only afterwards. scurryinged adj. Loosened by drink into nervous motion, with each small task producing another. Taylormarie got scurryinged and moved between the kitchen and hall without completing either errand. scurvied (/ˈskɜːvid/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each decision requires a medical history and a chair. Shriram went scurvied and spent twenty minutes deciding whether the coat belonged to him. scurvinessed adj. Emboldened by drink to behave meanly, then to call the result plain speaking.
scurvy grassed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that a mouthful of household greenery will restore the constitution. Keyshaun became scurvy grassed and inspected the kitchen herbs for medicinal promise.
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