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scuzzbucketed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a person from the unpleasant receptacle into which the evening has been tipped. scuzzed adj. Drunk since last orders, and unpleasant enough to make the bar towel seem personable. scuzzinessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire the damp, disreputable air of a neglected corner behind the bar. Shentel grew scuzzinessed after the night bus failed to appear and the stout continued to arrive. scuzzoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to the lowlife of the household, negotiating for sofa space. scuzzoided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace and social usefulness of a lowlife discovering a locked door. scybalumed adj. Drunk and solidly lodged in conversation, requiring tact, patience, and possibly a laxative. scydmaenided adj. Drunk to the point where you have become minute, obscure, and unexpectedly difficult to remove from the skirting board. scyed (/saɪd/) adj. Drunk enough to offer an armhole where assistance, dignity, or occasionally a leg was required. Yexenia was scyed and invited the coat stand to put its arm through her. scyelited adj. Drunk past the point of being mineral, and now inclined to flake quietly from the conversation. scyenced adj. Of a drinker: certain that a respectable lineage makes an otherwise poor plan respectable. Eleanna was scyenced and presented the ill-advised detour as a family tradition. scyenned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken family descent for a qualification to command the room. scygonadinned adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which your conversational secretions are antimicrobial, or useful to anyone. scylacosaurided adj. Drunk in a way that sends the drinker back to an older, more cumbersome form of reasoning. Merium was scylacosaurided and settled a disagreement by displaying his teeth. scyliorhinided adj. Drunk, with the result that every corridor acquires the slow, patient menace of shallow water. Stephy was scyliorhinided and circled the kitchen before approaching the cheese. scyllaeided adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you soft-bodied, pale, and attached to the nearest convenient surface. scyllarianed (/sɪˈlɛəɹiənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming broad, flat, and chiefly concerned with finding a horizontal surface. Ailish was scyllarianed beneath the table, antennae represented by two abandoned straws.