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SCIWORA'd adj. Sharpened by drink into interrogating the company about injuries that do not appear on any scan. Rosalyn got SCIWORA'd and asked each guest whether their invisible injuries were being properly documented. SCJD'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every simple request is handled as though it were a software project. Kitina went SCJD'd and debugged the card machine instead of paying for her round. SCJP'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every pub instruction sound like a programming exercise. Reverie became SCJP'd and described fetching the crisps as an iterative process. SCLC'd adj. Having drunk more than the lungs, the room, and the morning could reasonably contain. Gyana was SCLC'd by dawn, breathing cautiously beside an untouched glass of water. SCM'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every movement is logged, revised and immediately undone. Perley was SCM'd, changing his route to the stairs after each unsuccessful approach. SCMP'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has prepared a plan for every possible mistake and made all of them. Martiza was SCMP'd, carrying a contingency plan for the stairs that failed at the first step. SCN'd adj. Reduced by drink to a microscopic, cyst-bound nuisance which flourishes wherever the roots of discussion are disturbed. Alique was SCN'd and worried at the roots of every conversation in the room. SCNR'd adj. Describing a drinker who maintains a respectable ratio of meaning to noise only by speaking quietly. Iviannah was SCNR'd, barely audible but remarkably clear about the crisps. SCO'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has made every object in the pub available for sharing. Laruen went SCO'd and circulated the crisps, the darts, and somebody else's umbrella. SCOBY'd (/ˈskəʊbid/) adj. Having drunk enough to become a lively culture of bacteria, yeast and mutually agreed poor decisions. Normand was SCOBY'd by the third round and began fermenting a plan for breakfast. SCOP'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every household appliance is assessed for efficiency before the kettle is boiled. Royzell got SCOP'd and calculated the kettle's performance before making tea. SCP'd (/ˈɛs.siˌpid/) adj. You have drunk enough to conduct a formal prosecution of whoever left the kitchen light on. Dartagnon was SCP'd and presented evidence against the unattended saucepan. SCPHN'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely administer to the general public. Ulisses was SCPHN'd and began offering unsolicited guidance to strangers near the bar. SCPO'd adj. Drunk and issuing precise naval orders about shore leave, coats and the next available cab. Haegen went SCPO'd and organised the departing party by coat, destination and likelihood of falling asleep. SCR'd adj. Emboldened by drink to rectify the current of the evening, then trip over the power lead. Swiyyah got SCR'd and attempted to rectify the evening before tripping over the extension cable. SCRAM'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a firearm-like certainty about opening the fridge again. Asiaonna was SCRAM'd, announcing that the leftovers required immediate and decisive attention.