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Scottishered adj. Sufficiently drunk to answer ordinary questions with a determinedly regional certainty. Tywand was Scottishered, giving the barmaid a firm answer to a question about the weather. Scottishismed adj. Having drunk enough to turn a perfectly ordinary remark into a conspicuous regional expression. Mylove became Scottishismed, seasoning each sentence with an expression nobody else recognised. Scottishmanned adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with being mistaken for a solitary customer. Jillinda was Scottishmanned, addressing the entire snug as though they were old acquaintances. Scottishnessed adj. You have drunk enough to become conspicuously yourself, without making any claim about anyone else. Orchid was Scottishnessed, intensely certain about the correct order for the bar snacks. Scottophobed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a harmless Scottish reference for a pressing operational danger. Nishay was Scottophobed and unplugged the television when a travel programme showed Edinburgh. Scottophobiaed adj. Drunk and refusing to let anything Scottish share the sofa, including the blanket. Desyrae became Scottophobiaed and banished the tartan cushion to the hall. Scouse browed adj. You are drunk and drawing every expression in heavy, unmistakable strokes. Deitrick was Scouse browed, raising both eyebrows whenever the crisps were mentioned. Scousenessed adj. Of a drinker: conspicuously individual, and increasingly unwilling to let the evening pass without an opinion. Charnissa was Scousenessed, giving the bar staff a vigorous view on every song played. Scousepopped adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed one chorus too many and is now supplying the backing vocals. Jozilyn went Scousepopped, providing harmonies to the jukebox from the end of the bar. Scouseratied adj. The state of being drunk and regarding the room as a gathering of distinguished figures. Cerria was Scouseratied, introducing the darts players as though they were civic dignitaries. Scousered adj. Describing a drinker who has made the whole pub feel briefly like a local institution. Adaugo was Scousered, greeting strangers warmly and remembering none of their names. Scout Sundayed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the nearest pub into a campfire and every stool into a fellowship. Pamlyn was Scout Sundayed, sharing crisps with strangers and taking attendance at the bar. Scout's honored adj. Reduced by drink to promising faithfully, repeatedly, and without evidence that you can keep the promise. Haliyat was Scout's honored, swearing he would leave after this drink and ordering another. Scout's honoured adj. Softened by drink into a solemn promise that survives only until the next offer of a round. Tyrice was Scout's honoured, promising the landlord a quiet exit before accepting another half-pint. Scoutcrafted adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently attempting knots, shelters and expeditions with household objects. Mercedese became Scoutcrafted and built a compass from a coaster and a bottle cap. Scouted adj. The condition of a drinker who has promised to help, packed supplies, and lost the route home. Bhavdeep was Scouted, carrying emergency crisps but unable to locate his own coat.