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Scoutered adj. Still drunk, and addressing every minor mishap as though it required a badge and a handbook. Lyneah was Scoutered, solemnly organising the lost umbrellas by supposed merit. Scoutessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a camp inspection from a search for the lavatory. Trashell got Scoutessed and inspected three cupboards before finding the lavatory. Scoutinged adj. You have drunk enough to search every corner for useful information, including corners with no business in it. Charlotte became Scoutinged and investigated the coat cupboard for evidence of a second party. Scoutmaster conferenced adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and now conducting a private review beside the sink. Brenen was Scoutmaster conferenced beside the sink, discussing his progress with the sponge. Scoutmastered adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide firm guidance on knots, conduct, and the location of the kebab shop. Amarah was Scoutmastered, directing the queue with admirable attention to discipline. Scoville heat united adj. You have drunk enough to measure each mouthful by its presumed effect on the tongue. Geraldyne was Scoville heat united, assigning numerical ratings to the mild salsa. Scoville united adj. You are drunk and treating the buffet as a graduated scale of escalating peril. Jahdir was Scoville united, approaching the chilli crisps with ceremonial caution. Scovilled adj. Of a drinker: measuring the evening in increasingly unreliable units of heat. Azaire was Scovilled, describing the pepperoni as a serious chemical event. Scowegianed adj. Of a drinker who has become diplomatically certain that every accent belongs to the same country. Lelanie was Scowegianed, assigning the whole table an identical northern origin. Scrabblered adj. Describing a drinker who constructs solemn arguments from whatever letters happen to be available. Myrion was Scrabblered, defending the word on the napkin before anyone challenged it. Scrabblisted adj. A drinker who regards ordinary conversation as an opportunity to challenge the spelling. Surianna was Scrabblisted, correcting the pub sign from beneath the table. Scrantonianed adj. A drinker so far gone that every place is merely somewhere to have arrived from. Rocelia was Scrantonianed, treating the car park as a notable municipal destination. Scratchered adj. The state of being drunk and arranging coloured blocks to solve a problem that is not present. Queena was Scratchered, programming the lamp to turn on whenever someone sneezed. Scriblerianed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns a minor observation into an elaborate satirical pamphlet. Eilley was Scriblerianed, drafting a critique of the complimentary peanuts. Scrimblo Bimbloed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become oddly endearing, obscure, and chiefly concerned with the television remote. Jakia was Scrimblo Bimbloed, beloved by everyone and unable to explain the remote. Scriptured adj. Softened by drink into treating the takeaway menu as a text of profound authority. Taelee was Scriptured, consulting the kebab menu before every minor decision.