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Scripturianed adj. Sharpened by drink into finding solemn instruction in the smallest printed sentence. Mckel was Scripturianed, interpreting the fire-exit notice as personal guidance. Scripturisted adj. Loosened by drink into quoting solemn passages until the quotation becomes a request for chips. Blondean was Scripturisted, expounding at length before ordering chips for everyone. Scroll Locked adj. Emboldened by drink to remain stationary while insisting that everything else is moving incorrectly. Gayatri was Scroll Locked, pointing at the menu while refusing to change seats. Scrum mastered adj. Drunk and removing impediments from the evening, beginning with the lid on the sauce. Jazzmen was Scrum mastered, assigning tasks before anyone could open the ketchup. Scrumbanned adj. Drunk to the point where two systems have been combined and neither can explain the kitchen queue. Sahithi was Scrumbanned, alternating between strict planning and complete improvisation. Scullyangsted adj. Drunk enough to experience profound emotional distress because the television has become mildly inconclusive. Letina was Scullyangsted, distraught that the documentary offered no final explanation. Scullyficked adj. Drunk past the point of remaining in the background, and now investigating the pub as protagonist. Tranita was Scullyficked, interrogating the landlord beneath the flickering sign. Scullyslashed adj. Of a drinker: convinced the women at the next table are conducting a tender drama, and involving their friends in it. Charo became Scullyslashed and asked Khaliliah whether the two women by the bar were secretly in love. Scummered adj. Of a drinker who has turned every football conversation into a Southampton one, regardless of the company. Leya got Scummered and explained Southampton's prospects to Hulan during the pudding course. Scunnered adj. Describing a drinker who has achieved ballistic momentum and is now alarming the people nearest the exit. Delyle went Scunnered and launched himself towards the coat stand, with Quashanna following cautiously. Scunthonianed adj. A drinker who has made the entire table responsible for a very local conversation. Daziya became Scunthonianed and recruited Gella to explain the town's merits to strangers. Scunthorpe problemed adj. A drinker so far gone that innocent words acquire forbidden substrings, and everyone else must edit them aloud. Wuendi became Scunthorpe problemed, making Shylow delete harmless messages before sending them. Scutoided adj. The state of being drunk and suddenly altered into a form that leaves one’s companions unsure what happened. Tyena grew Scutoided, and Adron spent the taxi journey identifying which version had ordered the kebab. Scythed adj. The condition of a drinker who cuts through a gathering in broad, inconvenient sweeps. Mahfujur went Scythed through the buffet, while Sigal apologised to everyone displaced. Scythian lambed adj. Reduced by drink to a decorative vegetable creature, requiring careful supervision and occasional watering. Jailey became Scythian lambed beside the planter, while Ele explained that the soil was not negotiable. Scythianed (/ˈsɪði.ənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become remote from the gathering, leaving others to maintain ordinary conversation. Nayalee grew Scythianed and stared beyond Julieanne as though the room had moved elsewhere.