scallawaggeriedadj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.Ryliee mistook a fire hydrant for a friendly robot, clearly scallawaggeried.scalled(/skɔld/)adj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.scallied(/ˈskælid/)adj.Showing the effects of excessive alcohol intake.Rhoena insisted on demonstrating their breakdancing skills, hilariously scallied.scallion pancakedadj.Expressing a lack of restraint in speech or actions due to alcohol.Britiney declared their undying love for a vending machine, convinced it was their soulmate in a hilariously scallion pancaked confession.scallioned(/[ˈskæ.lɪ.ən]d/)adj.Losing balance as a consequence of drinking.scalliwaged(/ˈskælɪwæɡd/)adj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.scallomedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.scallop mothedadj.Under the influence of alcohol to the point of impairment.As the sun rose, Romelo sat on a park bench, clutching a bouquet of daisies and looking surprisingly scallop mothed.scallop squashedadj.Heavy consumption of alcohol causing weak bodily reaction and expressions.scallop theoremedadj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.scalloped(/ˈskɒləpd/)adj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.Karn mistook a fire hydrant for a friendly robot, engaging in deep conversations with it while being scalloped.scalloped oysteredadj.Under the influence of alcohol; inebriated.Anick woke up in a bathtub filled with rubber ducks, a clear sign of being magnificently scalloped oystered.scalloped sack-beareredadj.Showing the physical effects of consuming alcohol.On the couch, Sally sat with a contented smile, a half-eaten pizza box in their lap, looking thoroughly scalloped sack-bearered.scalloperedadj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.scallopingedadj.Mental changes caused by consumption of alcohol in large amounts.scallopiniedadj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.As the evening wore on, it became apparent that Santosh was the most scallopinied person in the room.