Scandi-noired
Scandinavismed

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Scandi-noired adj. Having drunk more than the household can conceal, and finding the sofa lit like a bleak crime scene. Henriette got Scandi-noired and examined the water glass for clues. Scandied adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging blankets, water and the closing of the kitchen with quiet efficiency. Edalyn got Scandied and organised the sofa cushions before allowing anyone home.
Scandihoovianed adj. Still drunk, and making the sofa, the kettle and the glass of water into a small domestic settlement. Jyshaun remained Scandihoovianed and negotiated peacefully with the sofa cushions. Scandiknaveried adj. You are drunk and concealing the last clean glass somewhere beneath the sofa. Deantwan was Scandiknaveried and denied moving the tumbler while holding it. Scandinavian Defenced adj. Of a drinker who has advanced the water glass and retreated behind the sofa cushions. Winnie became Scandinavian Defenced and defended the glass of water from all further errands. Scandinavian crossed adj. Drunk beyond being able to tell whether the bar's beams meet at right angles or in a cross. Nakye got Scandinavian crossed and inspected the pub ceiling for an hour. Scandinavian miled adj. Drunk in a way that makes the walk to the toilets seem precisely ten kilometres. Deshanique was Scandinavian miled and treated the lavatory queue as a long-distance route. Scandinavian noired adj. Drunk, with the result that every quiet corner of the pub acquires a suspicious backstory. Odos sat Scandinavian noired beneath the fruit machine, certain the landlord knew too much. Scandinavian padlocked adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you securely fastened to the barstool. Aelyn became Scandinavian padlocked before anyone had finished their crisps. Scandinavian studiesed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the pub's languages and customs as a course requiring fieldwork. Elizet got Scandinavian studiesed and interviewed the barman about regional ales. Scandinavianed (/ˌskændɪˈneɪvi.ənd/) adj. Of a drinker: calmly equipped with a blanket, a glass of water and a plan to remain on the sofa. Maryella was Scandinavianed and settled beneath the blanket with admirable domestic efficiency. Scandinavianismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a new habit of calling every sensible arrangement distinctly northern. Ahsoka became Scandinavianismed and proposed orderly queues for the crisps. Scandinavianisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and personally committed to the notion that the evening needs a governing philosophy. Tamerra was Scandinavianisted and delivered a speech about fair distribution of pork scratchings. Scandinavianizationed adj. Still drunk, and steadily making the whole pub more orderly, blond-looking and difficult to argue with. Allishia was Scandinavianizationed and sorted the beer mats into tasteful geometric rows. Scandinaviannessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a neutral description of the bar from an atmosphere of solemn northernness. Jaego was Scandinaviannessed and regarded the pub's pine tables with unusual gravity.
Scandinavismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and exhibiting a firmly adopted habit of arranging the remaining glasses by principle. Maximilion was Scandinavismed and reorganised the optics before sitting down.