scandayed
scanheaded

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scandayed adj. Sharpened by drink into digitising the pub's paperwork, whether requested or not. scandenolided adj. Loosened by drink into accepting a complicated molecular arrangement as a straightforward plan. Kenesha got scandenolided and attempted to organise six taxis with one telephone call.
scandenoned adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver a grand denunciation of someone who has merely moved your glass. scandentianed adj. Slowed by drink to climb steadily towards a decision, then forget what the decision was. Maronica grew scandentianed and took ten minutes to reach the coat stand. scandiaed adj. Drunk and convinced that becoming more solid will improve every arrangement. Hollice got scandiaed and stacked the glasses into a monument beside the sink. scandicained adj. Drunk to the point where the same chemical explanation is offered under a different spelling. scandicused adj. Drunk enough to rise through three tones and regard the resulting noise as a musical argument. Roam got scandicused and answered every question in an ascending vocal phrase. scandiobabingtonited adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a complicated grey object from a sound investment. Rhyne became scandiobabingtonited and offered to insure the landlord's stone doorstep. scandium chlorided adj. Drunk in a way that turns one simple compound into an unnecessarily formal partnership. Mirracle became scandium chlorided and introduced the salt cellar as her associate. scandium fluorided adj. Drunk, with the result that every small decision acquires a polished chemical certainty. scandium grouped adj. Drunk to a degree that places four unrelated companions in one authoritative category. Tomario became scandium grouped and appointed the waiter, jukebox and coat stand to his committee. scandium-45'd adj. Drunk to the extent of retaining exactly twenty-one reasons for a decision and twenty-four against it. Brayah got scandium-45'd and produced a precise but unusable case for changing tables. scandiumed (/ˈskændi.əmd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where an unusual metal seems a sensible basis for a business venture. scandocened adj. Drunk on the strength of a metal-centred conviction that circles back to itself. scangered adj. Drunk since last orders, and certain a branded solution exists for every minor inconvenience.
scanheaded adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that inspecting the front of the machine constitutes operating it. Larken got scanheaded and spent twenty minutes giving the photocopier strategic advice.