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scandayed
scanheaded
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scandayed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into digitising the pub's paperwork, whether requested or not.
scandenolided
adj.
Loosened by drink into accepting a complicated molecular arrangement as a straightforward plan.
Kenesha got
scandenolided
and attempted to organise six taxis with one telephone call.
scandenoned
adj.
Emboldened by drink to deliver a grand denunciation of someone who has merely moved your glass.
scandentianed
adj.
Slowed by drink to climb steadily towards a decision, then forget what the decision was.
Maronica grew
scandentianed
and took ten minutes to reach the coat stand.
scandiaed
adj.
Drunk and convinced that becoming more solid will improve every arrangement.
Hollice got
scandiaed
and stacked the glasses into a monument beside the sink.
scandicained
adj.
Drunk to the point where the same chemical explanation is offered under a different spelling.
scandicused
adj.
Drunk enough to rise through three tones and regard the resulting noise as a musical argument.
Roam got
scandicused
and answered every question in an ascending vocal phrase.
scandiobabingtonited
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing a complicated grey object from a sound investment.
Rhyne became
scandiobabingtonited
and offered to insure the landlord's stone doorstep.
scandium chlorided
adj.
Drunk in a way that turns one simple compound into an unnecessarily formal partnership.
Mirracle became
scandium chlorided
and introduced the salt cellar as her associate.
scandium fluorided
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every small decision acquires a polished chemical certainty.
scandium grouped
adj.
Drunk to a degree that places four unrelated companions in one authoritative category.
Tomario became
scandium grouped
and appointed the waiter, jukebox and coat stand to his committee.
scandium-45'd
adj.
Drunk to the extent of retaining exactly twenty-one reasons for a decision and twenty-four against it.
Brayah got
scandium-45'd
and produced a precise but unusable case for changing tables.
scandiumed
(/ˈskændi.əmd/)
adj.
Drunk beyond the point where an unusual metal seems a sensible basis for a business venture.
scandocened
adj.
Drunk on the strength of a metal-centred conviction that circles back to itself.
scangered
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and certain a branded solution exists for every minor inconvenience.
scanheaded
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and convinced that inspecting the front of the machine constitutes operating it.
Larken got
scanheaded
and spent twenty minutes giving the photocopier strategic advice.
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