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scanogramed adj. Too drunk to rise, but producing a remarkably accurate outline of the sofa's contents by touch. scanographied adj. Having drunk enough to produce a household picture in fragments, with the kettle appearing before the floor. scanouted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and sending its remaining images out line by line. scanpathed adj. You have drunk enough to follow the same route between sofa, kitchen and water without deviation. Siyuan got scanpathed and made three identical journeys for the same glass of water. scanscoped adj. You are drunk and converting the household slides, labels and photographs into files for tomorrow. Jakov got scanscoped and began digitising the recipe cards on the kitchen table. scansioned (/ˈskæn.ʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker: moving through the kitchen to a rhythm governed by the clink of one glass. scansionisted adj. Of a drinker who has made the sofa cushions a subject of metrical analysis. Giahna became scansionisted and marked the cushions into short and long beats. scanslationed adj. Too drunk to leave a conversation untranslated, even when everyone already understands it. Gaetana got scanslationed and translated the bartender's request for payment into three languages. scansorialitied adj. Describing a drinker who climbs from sofa to armchair by whatever domestic surfaces will bear them. scansoriopterigided adj. A drinker who has taken to the furniture, retaining only a loose intention of returning to the floor. scansoriopterygided adj. Drunk, with the result that you cling to the bar like a small climbing dinosaur. scansoriused adj. Drunk to a degree that one leg keeps drawing the other towards the nearest stool. scanted (/skæntd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small, uncountable portion of the conversation. scantiesed adj. Drunk on the strength of very little, and dressed accordingly for the walk home. scantinessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the bare minimum of coherent pub behaviour. scantitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and sparse in both speech and useful recollection.