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scantled (/ˈskæntəld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring every step towards the door with slate-like precision. Cretia went scantled and inspected the paving before attempting the pavement. scantleted adj. Still drunk, and reduced to a small, old-fashioned quantity of practical sense. Leul remained scantleted, carrying one chip carefully across the lounge.
scantlinged (/ˈskæntlɪŋd/) adj. Too drunk to keep your dimensions consistent, especially when negotiating a narrow doorway. scantnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the evening noticeably short of judgement. Roniah was scantnessed and left the pub without the coat she had arrived in. scantronned adj. Having drunk enough to select answers at random and mark the table with a pen. Ajaya scantronned the crossword, selecting answers at random and marking the table. scanxietied adj. Having drunk more than enough to worry about tomorrow's scan before remembering it was a quiz sheet. Parminder went scanxietied and asked three times whether the quiz results were serious. scap-netted adj. You are drunk and catching every small conversation that passes within reach. scape-animaled adj. Of a drinker who has carried the evening's sins into the open and released them on the pavement. scape-birded adj. Describing a drinker who has transferred every fault to himself and taken flight from the bar. scape-wheelled adj. A drinker who advances by measured clicks, stopping briefly whenever the pallets of reason catch. Amino went scape-wheelled, making steady progress from bar to doorway in small jerks. scaped (/ˈskeɪpd/) adj. Of a drinker: risen abruptly from the roots of the evening and proceeding without visible support. Dniah got scaped and left the pub as though springing from underground. scapegallowsed adj. A drinker so far gone that escaping the pub seems a narrow reprieve rather than a victory. scapegoated (/ˈskeɪpˌɡəʊtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has been laden with the evening's sins and dispatched into the cold. scapegoatered adj. The drunkenness of one who assigns every mishap to the nearest sober person. Princessa got scapegoatered and blamed the barman for her misplaced spectacles. scapegoatinged adj. Reduced by drink to distributing blame freely, particularly for errors made by yourself.
scapegoatismed adj. Softened by drink into a system where every pub misfortune requires someone else's accountability.