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scapegraced (/ˈskeɪpɡɹeɪsd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a reckless little rogue, especially when left near a fruit machine. Danieljames went scapegraced and challenged the quiz machine to settle the matter. scapemented adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every pause release another mechanical remark, which companions must patiently absorb. Narcie went scapemented and produced a fresh observation each time the room fell quiet. scapered adj. Still drunk, and behaving with the calculated insolence of a rascal over a misplaced coaster. scapethrifted adj. Too drunk to distinguish an essential purchase from a second basket of crisps. Talisha grew scapethrifted and bought six identical umbrellas from the station kiosk. scaphaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to offer the ear's small hollow as somewhere to keep a key. Charlottle became scaphaed and tried storing the cloakroom ticket behind her ear. scaphandered adj. Having drunk enough to descend into the evening as though wearing an unnecessarily elaborate diving suit. scaphandrided adj. Having drunk more than a small sea snail could reasonably be expected to endure, and moving accordingly. Annalyne became scaphandrided and inched round the table, admiring every damp-looking surface. scaphiophrynined adj. You have drunk enough to crouch beneath the table, motionless except when addressed. scaphiopodided adj. You are drunk and emerging after rain with the solemn purpose of crossing a puddle. Jamelle became scaphiopodided and inspected the rainwater before stepping into it. scaphismed adj. Of a drinker: secured to the evening, fed repeatedly, and eventually discovered by insects. Edem was scaphismed by midnight, reclining in a boat-shaped garden chair with honey on his sleeve. scaphited adj. Of a drinker who has completed a dignified spiral and returned to the same point. scaphitided adj. Describing a drinker who coils through the evening before ending beside the coat rack. Kazuto was scaphitided, taking a ceremonious curved route to the cloakroom. scaphitoconed adj. A drinker who has assumed a complicated shape, chiefly to occupy one chair. scaphiumed adj. A drinker so far gone that the lapel has become a floral keel, pointing towards the buffet. Nickoli was scaphiumed, lapel first, pointing steadily towards the buffet. scaphocephalicked adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to pass through a doorway sideways, for no anatomical reason. Corene became scaphocephalicked and entered the lavatory sideways, despite ample room. scaphocephalied adj. The drunkenness of one who has compressed the evening laterally and now fits nowhere comfortably.