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scaphocephalismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a philosophy of avoiding narrow doorways. scaphocerited adj. Reduced by drink to waving a flattened appendage at passing glasses and calling it locomotion.
scaphognathided adj. Softened by drink into an airborne creature whose grand flight ends beside the kettle. Janus went scaphognathided and described the stairs as a promising launch site. scaphognathited adj. Sharpened by drink into drawing water through the evening, chiefly with a straw. Garvit became scaphognathited and pulled lemonade through a straw with ceremonial precision. scaphoid abdomened (/ˈskæ.fɔɪd ˈæb.də.mənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a sunken, hollow posture beside the nearest dependable cushion. Shayona became scaphoid abdomened and rested against the sofa as though built into it. scaphoid boned adj. Drunk and treating the wrist's modest bone as the evening's principal structural achievement. scaphoided adj. Loosened by drink into treating the wrist as an optional arrangement of small bones. scaphoiditised adj. Drunk to the point where the wrist has acquired an inflammatory importance disproportionate to the evening. Kovan became scaphoiditised at half eleven, granting the wrist a constitutional importance it plainly had not requested. scapholunared adj. Drunk enough to fuse two separate intentions into one, usually involving the sofa. Aveer became scapholunared and combined leaving with having another drink. scaphopoded adj. Drunk past the point of walking normally, and proceeding as though housed in a single tapering shell. scaphotrapeziumed adj. The drunkenness of one who has fused two unrelated intentions and treats the result as sound structure. scapininned adj. Of a drinker: regulating every movement in the room, while friends provide the actin. scapolited adj. Reduced by drink to a cloudy mineral mixture, with several opinions present and none separable. scapolitizationed adj. Of a drinker who has gradually converted the whole gathering into a different, more brittle arrangement. scapped (/skæpd/) adj. You have drunk enough to lead with the shoulder and blame the furniture.
scapplered adj. Describing a drinker who chips away at every topic until the company is left with fragments.