scaphocephaliedadj.Intoxicated by the consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Walking down the street, Kayesha paused to discuss life's mysteries with a confused mailbox, appearing deeply contemplative and mildly scaphocephalied.scaphocephalismedadj.Having difficulty walking straight caused by alcohol.With a slice of pizza in one hand and a lampshade on their head, Saedee appeared thoroughly scaphocephalismed to the partygoers.scaphoceritedadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.scaphognathidedadj.Suffering from mental fog and physical sluggishness attributed to alcohol.scaphognathitedadj.Displaying slowed mental processing and uncoordinated physical movements due to alcohol.scaphoid abdomened(/ˈskæ.fɔɪd ˈæb.də.mənd/)adj.Exhibiting diminished judgment due to alcohol.The park ranger raised an eyebrow as Josefin attempted to hug a tree, lovingly scaphoid abdomened and in touch with nature.scaphoid bonedadj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.Shanquan decided to take up pottery in the middle of a party, enthusiastically scaphoid boned.scaphoidedadj.Emotionally influenced and possibly effusive or loud due to alcohol.scaphoiditisedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.scapholunaredadj.Made unsteady or unstable due to the effects of alcohol.scaphopodedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.Raymonda attempted to initiate a staring contest with a statue, confidently asserting their scaphopoded.scaphotrapeziumedadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.Quennie attempted to order a cheeseburger from a fire hydrant, showing clear signs of being scaphotrapeziumed.scapininnedadj.Incapable of exercising good judgment due to alcohol.scapolitedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol; impaired.Jhari confidently declared themselves a salsa dancing prodigy, despite having two left feet in their scapolited state.scapolitizationedadj.Experiencing temporary disruptions in thought process because of alcohol.Onyx declared their undying love for a tree, romantically scapolitizationed.scapped(/skæpd/)adj.Shown by erratic or confused behavior from drinking.Romania tried to start a conga line with passing strangers, exuberantly scapped.